Chaos progressed her range into infinite possibilities with envisioning the inner workings at the peak of the dome within the echo sphere where celebrities and famous gather to be ultimately merged within inner sanctum padded in a multitude of golden buttocks in which once head firmly implanted replenishes skin, organ bone for gold, never to regain freedom...
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Chaos Mourns for Bat Boy
We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear arsenals, stamp out hunger, pestilence, plague, plaque and bureaucrats. Our tiny heart aches to see Bat Boy one more time. Bat Boy…We need you
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Years ago on a visit to Mother, we arrived in the lobby of a grand hotel which we had mistaken for our reserved hotel. We had barely made it into the lobby desk when converged upon by several concierge and security, who re-routed us to the door apparently for committing the sin of having the audacity of...
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Promise Paroxysms Meet Our Shadow Box Chaos insists upon allowing the shadows of others to make comments in this travesty of a web site, and against our better judgment, we are reminded by our shadow that a promise is a promise and in order to heal the void to once again achieve the balance of compromise we...
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Alderfer’s “A Theory of Human Motivation” Through life, we collect volumes of assumptions and stereotypes learned through education and personal experience. You name it, assumptions are everywhere around us, in everything we do and say, every single moment of the day. Assumption and stereotype are survival mechanisms. Survival of the species depends upon instant access to...
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ABC = DOG? Ever wonder if domesticated dogs perceive the offering of canned or chunked dog food as ABC foods (already been chewed) just as ancient wolf mothers regurgitated into their eager hungry little mouths? Chaos chooses to explore the possibility of offering test groups of post-weaned puppies all ingredients of the usual canned or dry dogfood...
Continue reading...How to Write a 3-Part Speech
How to Write a 3-Part Speech Rule of Three for Motivational Speeches. During a week of procrastination and heading towards a hard deadline for delivering a speech at my club, we experimented with my own, personalized “Rule of Three for Motivational Speeches” method of speech writing. Introduction Body Conclusion For an additional challenge we decided to add...
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03-24-2022 I have reached Valhala or some shit this very night. 666 followers on Twitter. Now what? Wait? for…? Suggestions? 03-26-2022 President Brandon’s Ukraine BS speech is best listened to via Al Green “Let’s Get Together” and more on Pandora or your favorite media outlet. He is such a liar. 04-01-2022 Agony Ads Agony ads is the...
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How advertising colors our thoughts and perceptions Facts About Alzheimer’s Advertisements Pharmaceutical advertisements target emotions to instill worry, anxiety, fear, dread into their audience. The intent is to convince anyone that something in their life health and well being is amiss and chemical help is necessary to fill the void. One of our favorite semi-recent pharma ad...
Continue reading...Questionaire: Facts about Alzheimer’s and Dementia
Facts about Alzheimer’s and Dementia Over 5 million Americans suffer from Alzheimer’s or Dementia Alzheimer’s is the 7th leading cause of death in America 13% of Americans over age 65 suffer from Alzheimer’s or Dementia 50% of Americans over age 85 will suffer with Alzheimer’s or Dementia Estimated growth of the disease: 7 million Americans will suffer...
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