Just Like Mother Used To Puke

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 ABC = DOG?

Ever wonder if domesticated dogs perceive the offering of canned or chunked dog food as ABC foods (already been chewed) just as ancient wolf mothers regurgitated into their eager hungry little mouths?

Chaos chooses to explore the possibility of offering test groups of post-weaned puppies all ingredients of the usual canned or dry dogfood served out daily in raw form which of the ingredients would the little darlings consume and which would they consider chew toys or stuff to bury.

The other group would be fed the usual grind-up, cook, grind up, re-cook, sprayed in nutrition and flavor enhancers,  canned, boxed, freeze dried, formed, molded, hardened bagged diet.

 

Side By Side Comparisons

Chaos ponders the control factors one would consider as indicators of

 

  • Intelligence
  • Curiosity
  • Meekness
  • Ferocity
  • Dependence
  • Loyalty
  • Tolerance
  • Temperament
  • Resistance
  • Strength
  • Vitality

Yadda, yadda. and which factors might produce traits humans consider left or right leanings depending upon diet alone.

Which Political Party Would The Dogs Choose

Chaos realizes it is a stretch but wonders never the less which dogs would exhibit liberal or conservative traits.

Would the dietary proclivity of the person in charge of the puppies factor in as part of the equation?

Alas, Chaos has not succeeded in prompting us into the compromise necessary to force our body to act, therefore Chaos is left to her wondering. Perhaps the cosmos will deliver the message to a deserving pod which will land upon a more deserving head which hopefully is not wearing a bauxite ore cap.

The odds are astronomical.

To compare the dogs in the raw foods group against the dogs in the processed group

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pkelley

The Theory of Pat is a gradual process which will expand as we work out the mysteries of our past, present and future. We chose to share as we learn and practice how to navigate our own impulsive and irrational thoughts so we may help others better defend against those who work to exploit weakness.
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