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The Theory of Pat is a gradual process which will expand as we work out the mysteries of our past, present and future. We chose to share as we learn and practice how to navigate our own impulsive and irrational thoughts so we may help others better defend against those who work to exploit weakness.

Movie Title Madness

Titles That Titilate Learn How to be a Cult Leader Asks  the burning question, who wants to learn how be a cult leader? However if we agree to watch the documentary, does this indicate our hidden desire to learn to be cult...

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Ancient Alien Astronauts

Ancient Aliens series, 1 Through 19 Chaos convinces Self to finally purchase all volumes of Ancient Alien Astronauts and get it over with.   Control insists the argument remains, why, while the remainder of we agree it’s not that important.  Control postulates; Why...

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The Queen is Dead. Who Will Be Queen?

Patriarchy is established.  Not endangered species for those in power as is evidenced with existence of all-men’s clubs OOOO the Horror…Actual Male-Only Clubs? Did you know that men still have private clubs? …in these Untied States no less.  Chaos truly whishes she’d...

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To X or Not to X

That is the Question aka How to Chuck-Hole the Self into X-Obscurity Twitter – now X, our agreed upon, allowed indulgence, now and then invites us to “Promote a Tweet” after which our heart sinks unanomously as the argument forever ensues. Self...

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Imaginary Enemies

Imaginary Enemies Go back through history of talk shows from when television began, talk shows like Johnny Carson, Comedy Roasts, sitcoms . Study it for yourself, it’s all out there. Some of it justified, sure but regardless a steady drumbeat against individual...

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2D Thinking vs 3D Thinking

Fast Thinking vs Slow Thinking Ever listen to a fast talking person and wish they’d just take a freaking breath long enough for you to process what they said before they go charging into their next subject? We find fast talkers exhausting...

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50 Scenario Thought Joggers

Speech Buds The items here are speech and table topics and ideas we have jotted down over the years through listening to others speak at Toastmaster meetings. We like to refer to these notations as “Speech Buds” because we hope they will...

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