Betty & Bob

A duck walks into a bar and sayw, “hey, bartender Bob, Got any grapes?” Bartender Bob, confused, tells the duck, “This is a bar. We serve booze to humans. Get the heck out of here.” The duck thanks him and waddles out...

One day, while Bob was driving his taxi, he was surprised to see Einstein jump into his cab and announce that he is to speak at an important science conference located downtown. On the way there, Einstein remarks “Say, I notice that...

Bob spied a big green parrot in a pet shop window under a big sign that said “A Great Talker!” Bob walked in the shop and asked the merchant “How much for the talking bird? “Well,” replied the merchant, “Since he’s such...

Pirate Day Joke: Bob decides to quit his job and join a pirate’s crew aboard the Black Star. Ships captain, Capt’n Black Peg, was a fearsome-looking pirate who sported a peg leg, one hooked hand and raggedy black eye patch. After a...

A biker gang was riding along the highway when they saw a beautiful young woman about to jump off a high bridge overlooking a rushing river far below. Bob,a big gruff-looking greasy guy, the leader of the gang, got off his chopper...

Bob and Betty, two life long friends, now in their 80’s, met once a week to play cards and discuss life and everything.  One day during a game of gin rummy, Betty says, “I’m sorry, I know we’ve been friends for many...

Betty and Bob, an elderly couple walked out of a restaurant where they had enjoyed a healthy breakfast. Right outside the restaurant door, they spied a Parking control officer in the midst of writing out a parking ticket. The couple approached the...