Joke: Meet the Parents

Joke: Meet the Parents

Betty and Bob In our younger days we survived a caustic divorce between parents.  As we approached adulthood and reconnected with Father, we spent a lot of time writing letters. …

Joke: Train Engineer Bob

Bob. the train engineer loved his job. Driving trains had been his life long dream since childhood. Bob loved to make his train go fast so ultimately, one day he…
Joke: Bob and Neighborhood Bullies

Joke: Bob and Neighborhood Bullies

Every day Bobby was teased by neighborhood bullies. Their favorite joke was to offer Bobby a choice between one dime or one nickle. Bobby always chose the nickle because he…
Joke: The Duck and Bartender Bob

Joke: The Duck and Bartender Bob

A duck walks into a bar and sayw, "hey, bartender Bob, Got any grapes?" Bartender Bob, confused, tells the duck, "This is a bar. We serve booze to humans. Get…
Joke: Einstein and Bob

Joke: Einstein and Bob

One day, while Bob was driving his taxi, he was surprised to see Einstein jump into his cab and announce that he is to speak at an important science conference…
Joke: Bob and the Big Parrot

Joke: Bob and the Big Parrot

Bob spied a big green parrot in a pet shop window under a big sign that said “A Great Talker!” Bob walked in the shop and asked the merchant “How…
Joke: Bob Meets Capt’n Black Peg

Joke: Bob Meets Capt’n Black Peg

Pirate Day Joke: Bob decides to quit his job and join a pirate’s crew aboard the Black Star. Ships captain, Capt’n Black Peg, was a fearsome-looking pirate who sported a…
Joke: Bob and Betty Old Friends

Joke: Bob and Betty Old Friends

Bob and Betty, two life long friends, now in their 80's, met once a week to play cards and discuss life and everything.  One day during a game of gin…
Joke: Bob and Betty and the Parking Cop

Joke: Bob and Betty and the Parking Cop

Betty and Bob, an elderly couple walked out of a restaurant where they had enjoyed a healthy breakfast. Right outside the restaurant door, they spied a Parking control officer in…