Who We Are – An Odd Thing To Say
Since we really don’t know who we are, this theory is the exploration.
We are a party of one human individual who acknowledges the parade of peanut galleries in charge of our brain.
The brain never stops thinking. Think about that. What do we think about?
It’s not all grocery lists and deadlines. We entertain thoughts, process input, fold, spindle and mutilate one form of thought or other within a blink of an eye 10,000 thousand times a day…
What is the capacity of thought?
Unbenownst to other shadows who understand, we pontificate, reveal, ridicule and speak our minds about vices, vexes, virtues amid the chaos of life.
We collectively comprise a frustrated but not starving artist, illustrator, author and Toastmaster, resident genius, opinionated, defender of individual liberty, free speech, seeker of truth in all things. Supporter of D.O.G.E. audit who possesses great distrust of most politicians even the ones on “our side,” should there exist such a beast.
Intensely curious, inventive, resourceful analyst and researcher. Dreamed of becoming a journalist way back when it was a respectable calling. Evolved into an analyst, storekeeper, inventory tech and website designer. retired early from government service because we couldn’t live within insufferable bureaucracy, wasteful spending, office wolf-packs, dishonest BS (why we are a D.O.G.E. cheerleader today). This D.O.G.E. shit is cathartic.
Practiced in the Theory of Unloyalty. Our own theory of life. Make clear unloyalty is not disloyalty. The concept born of curiosity 2 (squared) a power of which may reside only within the shadow and triggered through traumatic suffering whenever survival (Control) faces the unanswerable question those moments of exquisite shadowy desire, when the impenetrable becomes penetrable and the cascade of questions overwhelm comes the opportunity at last to detach from the pod of imaginary reality to genuinely explore other imaginary realities in relation to the real conditions of existence, aka ideology.
In other words, we give everyone the benefit of the doubt until they f us over, then we just might become a worst enemy, it depends upon the person and situation. We forgive but do not forget.
Favorite art style is surrealism. Aubrey Beardsley Dali, etc https://artincontext.org/surrealist-artists/
Favorite colors black, red, white, green, yellow, blue, orange, and other combinations therein.
Favorite animal pets: Any feline that can’t immediately eat me, toy and small poodles. Chaos would love to get a goat but Jesus have you heard those suckers scream in the middle of the night? No thanks.
Favorite wild animals: Elk, we get a lot of them here. Raccoons, Ravens, wendigos, Sasquatch…
Humor: Black, dark, sardonic, and scatological. A good fart joke will take you places here.
Currently devoted to KarmaCarriers of Crescent City Ca where I publish most of my creative works.
Publications: Critical Bigfoot Theory, a critical thought compilation of questions to ask, resources and references to finding information and suggestions how to develop a habit of using critical thinking skills to evaluate and determine a conclusion.
Hello Bigfoot Colorbook. A family oriented exploration of an imaginary community of Sasquatch in colorbook format with a Great Flying Spaghetti monster thrown in for texture.
Mother, Grandmother, Greatgrandmother, wife, freethinking mostly recluse to preserve our sanity if nothing less.
Would love to be rich but not famous, those people are crazy. Working on ancestry and discovering interesting heritage that includes many great minds. John Milton of Paradise Lost, Jacob Böhme “the first German philosopher, George Burroughs Rev. Hanged as a witch by Cotton Mather, Thomas Milo Gerrard “The Bastard” High Sheriff of Lancashire, 11 queens (so far) 52 kings, 94 knights, multitudes of sheriffs, barons, dukes and other middle-management royal bureaucrats, and so on.
Funniest ancestry find Øystein, Eystein, Ivarsson Glumra “The Chatterer, The Noisy Earl of Oppland.
This exercise gives us hope that we too might be capable of achieving greatness, even if it is only the greatness of Self actualization.
This knowledge and $5.00 might get us a small cup of coffee.
Bane of existence is the Laugh Track and fake audience enhancement. These inventions encourage the dumbing down of civilization.
We mourn the execution of Charlie Kirk. If you don’t understand why, we beseech you to look to your shadow for the answer.
Favorite quotes
“The pursuit of happiness is not about material possessions, but about finding meaning and purpose in life.” – Charlie Kirk
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle (384 BC – 322 BC)
“Think critically” – famous last words of a lot of smart, dead people
And now on to the boring bit…
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
Comments – which never happen. No, honestly we have maintained websites over 25 years and no comments arrive. That is power babe, when what we say is so profound that no rebuttals necessary.
When visitors refuse to leave comments on the site we collect the data anyway, in our fertile imagination as shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection – because we really don’t understand how websites work these days and have zero clue where you are coming from. Some external machine does the collecting, we have no say.
Ok, whatever you say. It’s a government requirement
An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.
Media we don’t allow people who don’t leave comments to leave on this website
If you upload images to the website that you refuse to comment upon, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included because we don’t know what the hell that means and you will confuse the shit out of Control. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website and if we catch you republishing with out attribution or making money off our efforts…General Kala will make mincemeat out of your finances. ( and she’s done it!)
Contact forms
Cookies WTF – who doesn’t have cookies
If you don’t leave a comment on our site you may as well opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. We don’t care. We don’t look at them. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year. Really? We thought they never die. We suspect this is a lie.
If you visit our login page that we don’t have, something in the system will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. (There are browsers that don’t accept cookies? FBI? CIA? Russian Bots? This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser. We doubt this as well.
When you log in to the page that does not exist, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Feel more comfortable now?
Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. LOL If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed. These writers are real comedians.
If you edit or publish an article, which we won’t allow, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. Isn’t this fun?
This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day. LOLOL
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Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.
Analytics
Who we share your data with
How long we retain your data – hell if we know
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.
What rights you have over your data – zip, nada, it’s all on facebook or in the hands of the Chinese
If you have an account on this site which we don’t allow, or have refused to comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, which we have no idea where it is located, including any data you have provided to us, facebook or the Chinese. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you and we’ll let you know if and when we locate said personal data. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes – wtf? Burn baby burn, that’s how we keep records.
Where we send your data
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service. Fuckers.
No idea what this other stuff is about. Take your best guess.
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