Lost crown at a picnic nearly a week ago.
Woke up next morning, no tooth. The meat was kind of tough, we agreed, and it has popped out before so we probably ate the thing along with the wine and song.
We dismissed the possibility it would be sitting on the table next to our comfy chair because we looked 50 times.
Chaos contemplates the worst, which collander do we sift through to retrieve the thing.
Of course, the only option is our sacred Pastafrian Collendar Hat.
How long does a body take to expell a tooth?
What is the expense of replacing said tooth cap…vs collendar sifting time.
Made appointment with dentist.
This morning the Other approaches and asks “Are we missing this tooth by any chance?”
Now we contemplate the gratitude we share for not only not having to run our favorite collandar hat but not straining our waste through our favorite collandar hat for a week for nothing.
Then alas, we reverted to the usual carelessness and brushed our teeth too vigorously and spat the thing out in the sink…forever lost. Yes, we checked the trap.