Titles That Titilate Learn How to be a Cult Leader Asks the burning question, who wants to learn how be a cult leader? However if we agree to watch the documentary, does this indicate our hidden desire to learn to be cult...
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Choices, The Multipurpose Collendar hat
Conundrum of the Lost Crown We lost the crown at a picnic, at least that’s what we assumed when we woke up next morning with no tooth. The meat was kind of tough, we agreed, and the crown has popped out before...
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The Question Remains Unasked Chaos insists we maintain the persona of an unabashed Libertarian, a yolk under which we toil to illustrate perverse ideas and political complaints or describe in way too much detail what Chaos describes as keenest of observances far...
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After consideration Chaos determined these are random thoughts belong in the popup thought category. Pop up thoughts are as annoying to concentration as pop-up ads are to browsing. Arguments Chaos insists, both are necessary. Artificial Sweeteners Apparently Cause Diabetes Scientists seem to...
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Hypocrisy of Faith Chaos has convinced us that it is time to claim our status among the tigers according to the Chinese zodiac – that’s about the extent to which Chaos knows anything about Chinese zodiac or cares as we consider ourself...
Continue reading...Marriage of Shit and Shinola
Shitholes and Shinola While the shit-storm rages over shit-hole countries, our mind wandered to some queries we made a few years ago as to the racial break-down of “Best Cities in which to Live” best States, best Countries which prompted us to...
Continue reading...Beware the Violent Ones
Beware The Violent Ones When we envision no-man’s/no woman’s land, we gradate toward areas teeming with drug abuse, sexual violence and distrust of outsiders: Beverly Hills, Martha’s Vineyard The entire NBA The media is here to (constantly) remind us who the bad...
Continue reading...They Call it Maccaroni
The question: They Call it Maccaroni In the song Yankee Doodle, we ask is it the horse or the feather that’s called “macaroni”? Chaos retorts, “Why would either horse or feather be called “macaroni,” why compare them a pasta? Thanks to Wikipedia:...
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Cosmic Shorts Ever notice some people seem different when you talk to them on the phone, then communicate in writing or meeting in person? They seem to change from one distinct personality to another, sometimes like total strangers, depending upon the dynamics...
Continue reading...Chaos Mourns for Bat Boy
We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear arsenals, stamp out hunger, pestilence, plague, plaque and bureaucrats. Our tiny heart...
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