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Joke: Tall Tales, Epictetus the Philosopher Slave

cartoon philosopher with clay tablets

Epictetus was a Greek Stoic philosopher. He was born into slavery at Hierapolis. His masters became angry at his annoying intellect and constant philosophizing on the immmoralty of slavey so they threw Epictetus to the lions. The ampitheater was filled with a howling mob screaming to see the annoying slave philosopher torn to pieces. A great lion...

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Joke: The Condemned Man

Back in the Colosseum Days… The ampitheater was filled with a howling mob screaming to see a hapless prisoner torn to pieces. A great lion in his cage roared loudly with rage and hunger. Soon the condemned man, weaponless and stripped of clothing, was led into the arena. The door to the lions cage flung open and...

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What’s Our Comedy Weapon? We’ve been fans of all forms of comedy since birth but always a fan, never a fan maker. We think funny therefor we are. Comedy is always in mind and comes out inappropriately at times, but so far we’ve survived. The dream is to be a humorist of some sort or other. Leave...

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Joke: Mr. Magnificence Master Prestidigitator

A luxury cruise ship was traveling through icy, cold Northern waters when suddenly the rudder stopped and the ship lost all steering. The captain realized they were in direct trajectory of a huge iceberg about half-a-mile ahead and the ship was in trouble. He ordered the Exec Officer to get tonight’s Magic act on stage in the...

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Joke: Cursed is the Leader…

In the great desert lived a tribe of nomads. These nomads believed that a man’s strength and courage came from his beard. Bennie, tribal leader wore a magnificent beard and enjoyed his command over his people for many years. However, after so many years of leading the the tribe in the hot and dusty desert land, Bennie...

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Joke: And Speaking of Jokes for Meetings…

Some of the jokes in this web site we have found on the Internet and re-wrote to suit our taste. Others are jokes and funny stories we have written ourselves.  More jokes to come… When Re-Writing a Joke: Make it personal. “This is a true story, this actually happened,” are great openings for a good-old-fashioned fish tale....

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Joke: Philosophical Funnies

pontificate freely

Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It’s hard work, but I can laugh out loud, with gusto and never worry about consideration.” Plato said, “Thank you for your service.” Aristotle expressed surprised. God and Nietzsche meet...

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Joke: Are we there yet?

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks the surprised motorist. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my...

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Joke: Nothing But the Best for Yam

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she...

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