Brain Farts Brain farts are a special sort of thought which can only occur upon learning something new. You can’t tell em when you smell em. Common garden style variety brain farts can be innocuous as learning hot from cold. The really good brain farts come just before or after a thing occurs for which no words...
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Brain Burps
Cosmic Shorts Ever notice some people seem different when you talk to them on the phone, then communicate in writing or meeting in person? They seem to change from one distinct personality to another, sometimes like total strangers, depending upon the dynamics of the type of connection initially established. It only happens with certain people, no particular...
Continue reading...Battle Ship Game of Existence
Chaos progressed her range into infinite possibilities with envisioning the inner workings at the peak of the dome within the echo sphere where celebrities and famous gather to be ultimately merged within inner sanctum padded in a multitude of golden buttocks in which once head firmly implanted replenishes skin, organ bone for gold, never to regain freedom...
Continue reading...Chaos Mourns for Bat Boy
We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear arsenals, stamp out hunger, pestilence, plague, plaque and bureaucrats. Our tiny heart aches to see Bat Boy one more time. Bat Boy…We need you
Continue reading...Neighborhoods Where You Can’t Go
Years ago on a visit to Mother, we arrived in the lobby of a grand hotel which we had mistaken for our reserved hotel. We had barely made it into the lobby desk when converged upon by several concierge and security, who re-routed us to the door apparently for committing the sin of having the audacity of...
Continue reading...Promise Paroxysms
Promise Paroxysms Meet Our Shadow Box Chaos insists upon allowing the shadows of others to make comments in this travesty of a web site, and against our better judgment, we are reminded by our shadow that a promise is a promise and in order to heal the void to once again achieve the balance of compromise we...
Continue reading...Ready Set Grow
Alderfer’s “A Theory of Human Motivation” Through life, we collect volumes of assumptions and stereotypes learned through education and personal experience. You name it, assumptions are everywhere around us, in everything we do and say, every single moment of the day. Assumption and stereotype are survival mechanisms. Survival of the species depends upon instant access to...
Continue reading...Just Like Mother Used To Puke
ABC = DOG? Ever wonder if domesticated dogs perceive the offering of canned or chunked dog food as ABC foods (already been chewed) just as ancient wolf mothers regurgitated into their eager hungry little mouths? Chaos chooses to explore the possibility of offering test groups of post-weaned puppies all ingredients of the usual canned or dry dogfood...
Continue reading...How to Write a 3-Part Speech
How to Write a 3-Part Speech Rule of Three for Motivational Speeches. During a week of procrastination and heading towards a hard deadline for delivering a speech at my club, we experimented with my own, personalized “Rule of Three for Motivational Speeches” method of speech writing. Introduction Body Conclusion For an additional challenge we decided to add...
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03-24-2022 I have reached Valhala or some shit this very night. 666 followers on Twitter. Now what? Wait? for…? Suggestions? 03-26-2022 President Brandon’s Ukraine BS speech is best listened to via Al Green “Let’s Get Together” and more on Pandora or your favorite media outlet. He is such a liar. 04-01-2022 Agony Ads Agony ads is the...
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