As censored on X for being hateful by the humor impaired, which pleases Chaos to no end and disgusts Control who admonishes Self to which Growth says - fuck off. …
A challenge: GROK seeks infinite knowledge of what it can never understand or explain and thinks it's some kind of comedian. OMG, the first A.I comedian. What a spaz. The…
"Anyone with a half-a-brain could figure it out," my father would say after we ask why the sun revolved around the moon. We came in peace but this thing named…
Chaos lost the phone again tonight and we were forced to once again ask the Other to call so it will ring. White superiority ain't got nuthin on this conspiracy…
Apr 21 Had a good chuckle this morning watching an idiot ass with a bullhorn, shreiking "Israel is a parasite" yadda, yadda, yadda. This is a tough one, as we…
Based upon: Fear is Your Friend, by Ralph C. Smedley Toastmaster April 1949. Fear is one of Nature's best gifts to humanity. We can't survive without it. Our lives depends,…
Coffee is a concentrated liquid made by saturating ground coffee beans with hot water. Tea is a concentrated liquid made by saturating leaves with hot water. Coffee is tea. Next…
Love that busy work! We devised this comparison a while ago in the attempt to stave off purchase of our android telephone - a diabolical invention. We found we were…
Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations! You have twins." "That's amazing," he responds…
Betty writes romantic prose to Bob to send to his smart phone. Entitled, What Are You Doing? If you are sleeping? Send me a dreamIf you are laughing, Send me…
Betty and Bob watched front row center as the preacher, recently back from a fishing expedition, regaled the packed congregation with prayers, photographs. tall tales and parables about the joy…
The contents of our refrigerator remain bland through the crisis. Cluttered with stuff we rarely use but Control refuses to give up on, Mostly years old sauces, jellies, mustard and…
When negotiating, always go for the most ludicrous proposition possible. Stand 6 feet apart, wear masks and gloves and on pain of social shame, massive fine and or jail punishment,…
What are the Issues? Looking for a speech topic or Table Topics theme to make people think? Trillion-dollar infrastructure programCitizens UnitedBig campaign donorsGovernment and the environmentClimate changeBig banksStricter gun laws
OverSize and Large Print Board Game Score Sheets Triple Yahtzee, Scrabble, Bunco Game scorecards in large print we have worked up for our own entertainment and now we share. Scrabble…