Bob, an elderly man lay in his bed, in death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite treat, chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairway to his bedroom. Bob gathered up his strength, lifted himself from the bed and slowly made his way out of the bedroom to the top of the stairs. With labored...
Continue reading...Chaos Playground We let them out to play or there's Chaos to pay
Meeting Friends at the Sea Side Restaurant
A group of teen age girlfriends decide to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald’s next to the Sea Side Restaurant. They chose McDonald’s because they only had $6.50 between them and the cute boy in their science class lived on that street.
Continue reading...Joke: Betty and Bob & The Helicopter Ride
Without fail, every year Bob and Betty went to the State Fair. Also without fail Bob would plead with Betty to take the romantic helicopter ride over the lake. Betty’s response each time was, I know you want us to ride the helecopter but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.’ Years...
Continue reading...Loud Earth Booms
Big Boom Theory People in our neighborhood complain that they hear super loud booms now and then. There’s no real pattern obvious to a casual observer and no explanations offered from trusty bureaucrats paid to montitor such events. A plethora of things can cause super loud booms. A truck load shift. Collisions between fast moving objects, Automobile...
Continue reading...America’s Last Worst Moment
We don’t often see pure evil up close and personal. In America evil is reserved for NCIS, Criminal Minds, Action Flicks. Media flair that stimulates imagination, education, social behavior. Actors with make up Something deep inside of us reacts when eye meets eye. It seems to open a window directly to the soul. Whether a soul is...
Continue reading...When Shopping for a Home
Shop With External Hazards to Your Investment in Mind We have, in past lives, purchased houses located in flood, tornado and severe storm zones. We have also, in the past lost homes to floods caused by severe storms. It is one thing to discover a dream home and quite another to discover said dream home is liable...
Continue reading...One Lousy Neanderthal
We were just informed by 23 and me that of our 277 Neanderthal variants we are a the very least one lousy Neanderthal. 23 and me reports specifically identified variant shows we should be less likely to have a fear of heights. Oh great, now we can finally go on that skydiving class over the Angel Falls...
Continue reading...Bartering of Who Does What and When
Successful relationships are those where participats admit limitations which bring good fortune into the relationships. Relationships require decisions about who does what, when, why where and how Fortunately, or unfortunately, these negotiations continue throughout the entire lifespan of the relationship. Consider the resulting changes a simple bartering of services may come about within a relationship. This...
Continue reading...Politics and Memes
We think the real issue is how to implement these ideals to which the vast majority of people agree at the simplistic levels mentioned in the meme.Although so-named Left and Right maintain vastly different ideologies they often agree with such diagnosed predicaments while disagreeing with solutions and implementations.We don’t get to listen to in depth analysis or...
Continue reading...Scrabble Brain
When playing the game of Scrabble it is so easy to get so bogged down with the mechanics of mixing the order of seven alphabetical letters to fish out a word. Letters become characters with point value as we stretch the limits of the Scrabble book to discover the meaning of “Za, quixotic and Qi. We stare...
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