As censored on X for being hateful by the humor impaired, which pleases Chaos to no end and disgusts Control who admonishes Self to which Growth says - fuck off. …
A challenge: GROK seeks infinite knowledge of what it can never understand or explain and thinks it's some kind of comedian. OMG, the first A.I comedian. What a spaz. The…
"Anyone with a half-a-brain could figure it out," my father would say after we ask why the sun revolved around the moon. We came in peace but this thing named…
Chaos lost the phone again tonight and we were forced to once again ask the Other to call so it will ring. White superiority ain't got nuthin on this conspiracy…
Apr 21 Had a good chuckle this morning watching an idiot ass with a bullhorn, shreiking "Israel is a parasite" yadda, yadda, yadda. This is a tough one, as we…
Based upon: Fear is Your Friend, by Ralph C. Smedley Toastmaster April 1949. Fear is one of Nature's best gifts to humanity. We can't survive without it. Our lives depends,…
Each person brings a unique experience, knowledge and intelligence into a relationship. How we behave with each other can be influenced by oversimplified stereotypes based upon prior experiences. Stereotypes can…
per·son·al·i·ty (/?p?rs?'nal?de/) noun: personality plural noun: personalities: 1. the combination of characteristics or qualities that form an individual's distinctive character. What is Personality? What combinations of emotions, reactions and behaviors…
Personality Quirks Everyone has peculiar personality quirks because we have unique DNA, experiences, education skills, opportunities and abilities. In order to maintain society people don't think “alike” we think “around”…
We have children. We are a Mother...not a chest feeder, not a birth person...a Mother of three beautiful shadows. We hear over-thinkers in charge of population control intend to alter…
A luxury cruise ship was traveling through icy, cold Northern waters when suddenly the rudder stopped and the ship lost all steering. The captain realized they were in direct trajectory…
In the great desert lived a tribe of nomads. These nomads believed that a man's strength and courage came from his beard. Bennie, tribal leader wore a magnificent beard and…
Some of the jokes in this web site we have found on the Internet and re-wrote to suit our taste. Others are jokes and funny stories we have written ourselves. …
Hocus-Pocus Jokus Halloween Jokes What could be more fun on Halloween night than to tell funny, punny jokes to torment all those terrified strangers and neighbors who give out candy…
Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It's hard work,…
You never know when or where the funny bone will strike, so keep your notebook close and pen handy. This joke occurred to me while watching Rise of the Robots on…