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Joke: One-Liners on Aging

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your elderly spouse? A: Tell him you’re pregnant. Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Remove your eye glasses. Q: Females: How to rid yourself of crow’s feet and face wrinkles? A: Go bra less, the weight will stretch those wrinkles right out. Q: What is...

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Jussie Smolette – Loser Extrordinaire

Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water, the ugliness of racism rears it’s monstrous head. Jussie Smolette, the darling of Kamala’s dreams. Now, a good, decent person would look at this case and think…he did whaaa? He paid a couple of Nigerian immigrants – or should we say he abused his...

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End of Times – Is It?

The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We’ve heard this for most of our life. 1960’s through 2021 with little change.  End-of-Timers claim the sky is falling with every hail event, freeze event, tornado event, protest and riot event. End Times Preparing for the End of Times Psychic Prophet Urges People to...

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Calling it quits on Media Madness

Maybe it’s this debilitating virus, maybe it’s not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening to seems to have doubled their advertising revenue over the past few months by adding (or detracting) from the show the most moronic, condescending, garbage laden, word...

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Joke: Sandy, Siberian White Tiger

Sandy the Siberian Tiger Sandy, the rare and endangered, Siberian white tiger, gladly bolted at the opportunity of escape when the train car transporting him to the zoo derailed. While on the loose, the tiger stealthily approached the town, scratching fence posts, befouling sandboxes and garden plots and terrorizing small family pets. This emergency prompted the local...

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Can Good or Bad Character Be Completely Erased?

What govern our thoughts right now?

Character. “the aggregate of features and traits that form the individual nature of some person or thing” We are each multifaceted characters or personalities who draw upon individual experiences, opportunities, access, abilities and circumstance all of which congeals into ‘character.’ Introspection can change how an individual reacts to stimulus that triggers a characteristic response. Simply put, we...

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Mindful VS Introspection

introspection [ˌintrəˈspekSH(ə)n] NOUN the examination or observation of one’s own mental and emotional processes. “quiet introspection can be extremely valuable” mindful [ˈmīn(d)fəl] ADJECTIVE conscious or aware of something. “we can be more mindful of the energy we use to heat our homes” Mindfulness teaches us to pay attention to our thoughts feelings surroundings Psychologists (experts) have sounded...

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The Internet Is AOL on Steroids

Occurs to us lately the “Internet” these days more resembles an encapsulated audience which feeds an encapsulated audience what a small committee of people decide what an encapsulated audience should see, say, hear, watch and think…very similar to AOL. While it’s true, one really can find answers to life’s frivolous questions in the new and safe Internet,...

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Chillin in the Coleman Spa

Yep, were in the spa chilling trying to deal with symptoms of a virus.  Not the C word  …what cunt…cookie, oh ya Covid.  Don’t have that. Just chills and weakness.  104 feels so good in times like these, for about an hour, The virus is one of the good ones, can’t be caught again, we will live...

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The Most Dangerous Christmas Toy

Table topic question. What is the most dangerous toy you received as a gift on Christmas? Christmas was a clothing, back to school supply fest for me, but dad was always bringing home age inappropriate toys and mom expected us to be smart. We knew our way around a few smashed fingers and the sting of Mercurochrome...

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