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Joke: Are we there yet?

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. "What are…
Jokes: Favorite One Liners
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Jokes: Favorite One Liners

It takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going these days. A skeleton walks into a bar... The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme…
Joke: Bell Ringer Wanted
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Joke: Bell Ringer Wanted

Pastor Bob needed to find a new bell ringer so he placed a classified ad. Soon a slightly built, young man showed up and asked for the job. Pastor Bob…
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Gabby’s Demise

People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee.  Were do we…
Joke: One-Liners on Aging
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Joke: One-Liners on Aging

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your elderly spouse? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Remove your eye glasses.…