This is the story of our little toy poodle named Puppy and how she became known as Bear Bait. In the year 1988 we purchased a camper van fully contained and we hit the road running. Around the same time we bought the van, Puppy came into our lives. She turned out to be a super friendly...
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National Absurdity Day – Table Topics
Table Topics to Ponder Absurdism definition is – a philosophy based on the belief that the universe is irrational and meaningless and that the search for order brings the individual into conflict with the chaotic and irrational universe. In comedy, Absurdity is farce. Nonsense. Non sequitors: friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die Where...
Continue reading...Woodpeckers & Mediapeckers
When we think of syndicated media these days we envision flocks of nasty tempered woodpeckers. Similarities astound: Like syndicated media, woodpeckers fun to watch but while woodpeckers simply destroy your home and propertySyndicated media causes brain damage … too… Wood peckers nest in your physical housing structures.The media nests in your spiritual housing structure. Woodpeckers drill into...
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Future Tracking of Humans It’s nearing the end of 2020 and the availability of tracking technology is through the ceiling. Makes you wonder how anyone pulled any shenanigans or crime on Star Trek and other futuristic sci-fi dramas; Deep Space 9, Star Wars, etc., where everyone and everything is tracked down to the last molecule. After all,...
Continue reading...Obnoxious SEO’s n So’s-N-So’s
Has anyone else noticed how obnoxious searching for stuff on the Internet has become. Try searching for lawn mowing insert city here – and you get 15 pages of search hijacks – think Angie’s list, Home Advisor only 500 fold. We’ve been searching for services for this new place and holy crap it is nearly impossible to...
Continue reading...Joke: Train Engineer Bob
Bob. the train engineer loved his job. Driving trains had been his life long dream since childhood. Bob loved to make his train go fast so ultimately, one day he got reckless and caused a crash which killed a person and caused immense property damage. Needless to say, he went to court over the train wreck and...
Continue reading...Joke: Bob and Neighborhood Bullies
Every day Bobby was teased by neighborhood bullies. Their favorite joke was to offer Bobby a choice between one dime or one nickle. Bobby always chose the nickle because he said it was bigger. The bullies would laugh hysterically, call Bobby a dummy, then ride off on their bicycles. One day Betty witnessed the cruel teasing. She...
Continue reading...Joke: The Duck and Bartender Bob
A duck walks into a bar and sayw, “hey, bartender Bob, Got any grapes?” Bartender Bob, confused, tells the duck, “This is a bar. We serve booze to humans. Get the heck out of here.” The duck thanks him and waddles out the door. The next day, the duck returns, jumps on the barstool and asks, “Got...
Continue reading...Joke: Einstein and Bob
One day, while Bob was driving his taxi, he was surprised to see Einstein jump into his cab and announce that he is to speak at an important science conference located downtown. On the way there, Einstein remarks “Say, I notice that you look a lot like me.” Bob looks at himself in his rear view mirror,...
Continue reading...Joke: Bob and the Big Parrot
Bob spied a big green parrot in a pet shop window under a big sign that said “A Great Talker!” Bob walked in the shop and asked the merchant “How much for the talking bird? “Well,” replied the merchant, “Since he’s such a good talker, I can’t let him go for less than $100.” “Hmm,” bob replies,...
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