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Joke: Philosophical Funnies

Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It's hard work,…
Robots to Serve Man
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Robots to Serve Man

You never know when or where the funny bone will strike, so keep your notebook close and pen handy.  This joke occurred to me while watching Rise of the Robots on…
Next 3 Years Will be Priceless
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Next 3 Years Will be Priceless

U.S. Senator Tim Scott proclaimed "America is not a racist country" and the Left-wing went absolutely wild. This morning I listened to a white, Progressive New Yorker female actress/opinion pundit…
Covid 19 Vaccine Vaccinated
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Covid 19 Vaccine Vaccinated

We proudly announce we are 100% vaccinated. We now have 94% immunization from a virus we have a 99% chance of surviving... if we are among the unlucky 1% of…
Purpose of the Joke Master
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Purpose of the Joke Master

What is the purpose of the Joke Master? Officially: The Joke Master role gives members the opportunity to warm up the meeting with humor The JM explains to visitors and…
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Freedom of Conscience is Important

"Religious freedom prevents the cultural majority from using the power of the state to impose their beliefs on others. This protects everyone—religious and nonreligious alike—from the government becoming so powerful…
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Which Gun is Scarier?

We just brought into our life an electric staple gun. A gift....but why? We rarely have an opportunity these days to staple two pieces of paper together so Growth and…