Observations to Consider the Sound of Music We seem to oddly agree the circumstance of the regurgitation of the Sound of Music through the avenues of all things media whilst the words of Slavo Zizek, Pervert’s Guide to Ideology continue to resonate the far reaches of our brain synapsis, Seem Suspicious Given we the peeps seem to...
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How Many Idiots Can One Village Hold?
Village Idiot Mascotts Movie Review: “The Village” popped up in our Netflix queue as a 5 star suggestion, which piqued curiosity not having seen any of the M. Night Shyamalan films. We tried to warn against us but Chaos doesn’t listen to admonitione. Itonic that Chaos now realizes we should have seen it coming, but damn, the...
Continue reading...Constitutional Right to Feel Paranoid
Thinktankians are out to get us – in droves Chaos needs us to realize there exist 6,800 brain boxes in the world, with 196 in the USA. The first think tank was invented in the year 1831 in London England and civilization will never be the same again. The term Think Tanks was applied after World...
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Funny how our shadows so readily ride the seesaw of shame down over for greed and avarice only to reward with a plethora of choices for personal amusement. We treat ourselves with lavish entertainment excessive abundence of food endless personal conviences ability to travel freely We become our own Court Jesters Should we live as monks or...
Continue reading...Tobacco Intemperance
A large pharmacy chain recently smelling themselves in media news. Endless commercials puffing with self-flagellation over how they stopped the sale of tobacco products and now support health and wellness. Chaos by nature seems giddy with anticipation, but overall cares not where addicts get their smokes. Chaos wonders how many pharmacy shelves are currently stocked with known...
Continue reading...WWJT? Who Would Jesus Torture?
Chaos ruminates the existence of the plethora, uncountable, of gadgets and gizmos invented throughout the ages solely for the purpose of performing torturous interrogations and executions of prisoners. Results of limitless cruel imaginative wanderings of compartmentalized minds date far back into antiquity to reveal murderous contraptions have existed in every civilization and in every era up to...
Continue reading...Does California Attract Nuts or What?
The news delivered via Sunday Funnies was a tragic story of an heiress, a grand mansion on 23 ocean-front acres in Southern California…now lies in flux. Our brain spins to grasp the enormity of this saga. In our lifetime we will have earned the equivalent of a garden statue in the Le Beau Chateau.. We are nearing...
Continue reading...All We Ask is 10%
10% It’s All We Ask So humorous Chaos finds whenever we are encouraged to tithe or save or donate 10%. Just 10% we are admonished. It’s the least we can do for our fellow shadows. 10% of 50,000 is 5,000. Households earning $50,000 probably have mortgages, car payments, loans, kids and various addictions to support in order...
Continue reading...The World According to Chaos
Diversity According to Hollywood Chaos tells us that the world maps presented to humans residing in the great pool are not accurate representations of life on Earth. Plato, Chaos explains, was Right The breakdown of civilization begins with alien 1% ers who reside within a protected zone in the Exosphere constructed entirely of gold. 1 percenters scatter...
Continue reading...Minorities VS Majorities
Comparing Apples to Oranges Chaos ponders the words Minority and Majority as they relate to BS. Where traditional “men’s” work vs traditional “women’s” work or roles in life, and the trickle down from there into where right and wrongs both real and imagined collide. The joke is: “Women’s work is whatever a man doesn’t want to do.”...
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