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Comparing Apples to Oranges
Chaos ponders the words Minority and Majority as they relate to BS.
Where traditional “men’s” work vs traditional “women’s” work or roles in life, and the trickle down from there into where right and wrongs both real and imagined collide.
The joke is: “Women’s work is whatever a man doesn’t want to do.”
Check the job rosters lately?
Seems “Men’s work” is evolving into everything a woman doesn’t want to do and men are beginning to notice.
Now the pecking order begins…
Minors are not responsible for their childish behavior because it’s the Majority who keeps the minority down and in place.
However, if we calculate the breakdown of what constitutes a minority in the United States, we land ourselves in a Tropic Thunder situation where we find dudes playing dudes while disguised other dudes. The Minority runs the show disguised as a Majority while claiming to be the majority.
One of these days we will wake up and realize these collars we’re strangling on just snap right off.
American Justice maven, Judge Judy, explains parental responsibility as “until the child reaches “majority.”” (Chaos has no regard for proper punctuation as it applies to communication between shadows who understand.
We had not before considered the legal terminology of adulthood as “majority.”
To First Define – Majority
- the state or time of being of full legal age. i.e.. A minor child graduates childhood and reaches majority
However we have never to the best of our vast repository of knowledge, both earned and imagined, heard the utterances of one on the cusp of 18 or 21, who claims they can’t wait to become a legal “Majority.”
The least spoken phrase of all time might be: “Hey bartender, I’m of the Majority”
Signs of propaganda (also known as advertising), purport to sell exclusively to Majors, as minors are not qualified participants.
Majority Good, Minority Bad
In grammarian circles the root of majority, Major, sets the high bar. Majorities are what’s happening, where it’s at , what ever “it” happens to be.
Majority: singular noun, adjective and verb. Majorities plural. As belonging to a superior group or class.
- the greater part or number; the number larger than half the total: the majority of the population
- a number of voters or votes, jurors, or others in agreement, constituting more than half of the total number
- the amount by which the greater number, as of votes, surpasses the remainder (plurality doesn’t count)
- the party or faction with the majority vote: The Democratic Party is the majority. An Inconvenient falsehood
- the state or time of being of full legal age: to attain one’s majority
- the military rank or office of a major (in charge of the minority)
Idioms & Other Idiotic Statements
“I am from the government and am here to help you.” The priceless irony of the idiom never shines as bright than when used as a tool of communication from the top.
- join the (great) majority, to die
Chaos decries comparisons between major and minor as nothing but handy, dandy interchangeable words which act in politics much the same as magnets in science with rotating polls of positive and negative fields that flip when stimulated by outside forces.
- Example: When a politician goes to Washington to make a difference
Minority Weak, Majority Strong
Minority, root word minor.
In grammarian circles the root of minority, minor, sets the low bar. Minorities are what’s struggling, where it’s not , what ever “it” happens to be.
Minority: singular noun, adjective and verb. Minorities plural. As belonging to a substandard group or class.
Minor adjective
…(as ripped from the dictionary and abridged for editorial effect)
- lesser, as in size, extent, or importance, or being or noting the lesser of two: a minor share
- not serious, important, etc.: a minor wound; a minor role
- having low rank, status, position, etc.: a minor official
- under the legal age of full responsibility
Minor noun
…(as ripped from the dictionary and abridged for editorial effect)
- a person under the legal age of full responsibility.
- a person of inferior rank or importance in a specified group, class, etc.
Minor synonyms
- smaller, inferior, secondary, subordinate. 3. petty, unimportant, small. 9. child, adolescent
Chaos expects no surprise to reveal the antonym of the word minor be major.
Antonym’s Matter
When the Majority Is the Minority
The 51.74% majority of the American population although female may not enjoy the consideration of “major” or the majority.
Women, as proclaimed by the “Majority” fit the classification of minority.
The word minority as a variation of “minor tells the rest of the tale.
Minorities Do Not Equality Make
Minors may not be held totally responsible for their own actions. Minorities may never escape the moniker of “minor” regardless of effort, skill, intelligence, aspirations or success.
Ultimately, regardless of heights or depths achieved, the minority will be viewed as:
- Weak
- Victim
- Helpless
Chaos belongs to the female class. Chaos neglects to adopt the “minority” label. We are not a child.
Until strong women stand up and declare our majority we will continue to be treated as children, legally, morally, spiritually…and the same goes for all those other “minorities” out there who seem to think the assignment of social and legal standing upon the citizenry (for our own good) will help them gain access to the “major” league.
Minority implies we do not possess the capacity to recognize our dire circumstance.
The assumption of abuse upon the minority, for instance, whether is, has or will happen, the minority is expected to need assistance from the majority in making this determination.
Minorities are not Expected to be Capable to Apply Reasoning or Rationality
The intrusive data gathering questions come up in the least expected venues.
Chaos recently experienced the intrusive query on domestic abuse while scheduling a routine medical exam, sponsored by the new and improved government medical care and tracking program.
Such harbingers gather statistics of abuse, drug use, gun ownership, depression and mental deficiencies to justify new and improved government medical care and tracking programs with such intrusive questions as:
- Is there domestic abuse in your house
- Do you feel safe in your home
- Do you feel deprrssed
These inquiries raise the hair on the back of the neck.
We do not comply we ask, we scold and we protest.
- “Do you not see we are adult with full capability to perform adult tasks”
- We know how to dial 911, if we have an issue we know where to call
- If we were depressed, you’d be the last person we would tell
Chaos Declines the Offer
The inquiry itself demeans.
Were Chao of the male persuasion, we ponder, would the questioner be so emboldened to also ask of abuse in the home?
Chaos is fully capable of recognizing the ever changing world of checks and balances, and promises to let you know when and if we need assistance.
“We’ll call you,” is our new motto, otherwise we request not to be tread upon by the Other.
Chaos encourages minors to realize the classification reinforces victim hood and negates independent autonomy. “Equality” means accepting responsibility for one’s own situations not relying upon outside entities to ride in like princes on a white horses to the rescue.
We reject the minority – We are not a child.
