Chaos Wonders How Does Equal Distribution Work? If articles of the Constitution and civics lessons have not been taught in public schools for decades how will children realize what they are asked now to relinquish? The Constitution is the basis against which all laws are measured. We don’t weigh laws biblically, by the Talmud, Koran or stone...
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The Right to Free, Clean Water
Water Wars Water wars of yore are not as yore as one would like to believe, Chaos asserts. Everything that lives and breathes on this planet needs water to survive. H2O, the most abundant compound on Earth’s surface has become a commodity. Why? the idiot asks, since water covers more than 70% of the world’s surface, it...
Continue reading...Covid Mask Conspiracy Theory # Infinite
Soap was invented to make people feel clean, remove dirt, grime and sweat. Washing the hands often, it was discovered later, slowed the spread of germs and could stop some diseases. Chlorine gave populations our own private source of drinking water delivered and the freedoms to drink, bathe, pee or poo, fold, mutilate, spindle and expel as...
Continue reading...Cold Turkey From Social Media
Unplugged the fb Cord Tonight. We had a bit of a row with a facebook Idiot bot (possibly low wage, low intellect, few social skills probably a virgin or vegan human) tonight March 14 2021 if any one’s taking notes. We had determined to write, in the comments of one of the endless whiney facebook press video...
Continue reading...Too Much Too Know
A truism you can take to the bank. The more we learn the stupider we get. It is impossible for any one person to know everything because they’d spend their entire lives plugged in like a computer program gobbling up data, forget about developing a personality or social life….then, of course there is that unique and individual...
Continue reading...New & Improved Twitter
Our past disagreement with ideological Twits over whether an historic reference to an old joke was hate speech to apologize for or legitimate speech… well, both Chaos and Control, after having obsessed and researched to excess, agree that we can’t decide who was stupider, we or the Twits. Twas not only a generational gap but an intelligence...
Continue reading...Freudian Slips and Politics
The bobble-headed spokeshole for the addle-minded president says “We’ll let him speak for himself on that.” Chaos dares to ask… Who is we?
Continue reading...What’s there to Debate?
Are Beheadings Debatable? Chaos knows intense coverage by media of horrific events serve to desensitive, normalize and diffuse psychological impact of dangers in our midst. Media replay of terrifying events helps the norm prevail. Chaos smacks our collective forehead with a V-8 slap, media coverage of terrorist violence, and continuous reminders in graphic detail, the threat of...
Continue reading...Share-the-suffering…Toe the Party Line
Share-the-suffering Political Royalty, …Chaos suspects, possesses low brain fart capacity. It is reasonable, Chaos promotes, that the more creative the mind, the more possibilities of brain fart activity which in turn increase the potential to consideration of alternate trains of thought. Low brain fart capacity creates a void which prevents the balance necessary to the compromise. Compromise...
Continue reading...Pastafarian Sighting
Pastafarian Sighting: FSM Sighting: Flying Spaghetti Monster We spent an afternoon soaking in the warm circulating waters of our spa which we keep heated at 100 degrees to avoid death by spa syndrome. Filled with nostalgic fog, we fondly remember our shadowy offspring and how we’d so like another Guiness beer right about now but, alas, the...
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