Pastiche

We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear arsenals, stamp out hunger, pestilence, plague, plaque and bureaucrats. Our tiny heart aches to see Bat Boy one more time. Bat Boy…We need you

03-24-2022 I have reached Valhala or some shit this very night. 666 followers on Twitter. Now what? Wait? for…? Suggestions? 03-26-2022 President Brandon’s Ukraine BS speech is best listened to via Al Green “Let’s Get Together” and more on Pandora or your favorite media outlet. He is such a liar. 04-01-2022 Agony Ads Agony ads is the...

People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee.  Were do we sign we shouted in unison! Oh how we had longed for relief from his daily Covid19 rants, his Global Warming rants, his exquisite tastes for enjoying privilege,...

Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water, the ugliness of racism rears it’s monstrous head. Jussie Smolette, the darling of Kamala’s dreams. Now, a good, decent person would look at this case and think…he did whaaa? He paid a couple of Nigerian immigrants – or should we say he abused his...

The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We’ve heard this for most of our life. 1960’s through 2021 with little change.  End-of-Timers claim the sky is falling with every hail event, freeze event, tornado event, protest and riot event. End Times Preparing for the End of Times Psychic Prophet Urges People to...

Maybe it’s this debilitating virus, maybe it’s not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening to seems to have doubled their advertising revenue over the past few months by adding (or detracting) from the show the most moronic, condescending, garbage laden, word...

Occurs to us lately the “Internet” these days more resembles an encapsulated audience which feeds an encapsulated audience what a small committee of people decide what an encapsulated audience should see, say, hear, watch and think…very similar to AOL. While it’s true, one really can find answers to life’s frivolous questions in the new and safe Internet,...

Yep, were in the spa chilling trying to deal with symptoms of a virus.  Not the C word  …what cunt…cookie, oh ya Covid.  Don’t have that. Just chills and weakness.  104 feels so good in times like these, for about an hour, The virus is one of the good ones, can’t be caught again, we will live...

When we think of syndicated media these days we envision flocks of nasty tempered woodpeckers. Similarities astound: Like syndicated media, woodpeckers fun to watch but while woodpeckers simply destroy your home and propertySyndicated media causes brain damage … too… Wood peckers nest in your physical housing structures.The media nests in your spiritual housing structure. Woodpeckers drill into...