Titles That Titilate How-to videos. Learn How to be a Cult Leader Asks the burning question, who wants to learn how be a cult leader? However if we agree to watch the documentary, does this indicate our hidden desire to learn to be cult leaders? If we watch the thing will those that algorythem check a tiny...
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Choices, The Multipurpose Collendar hat
Conundrum of the Lost Tooth Crown We lost the crown at a picnic, at least that’s what we assumed when we woke up next morning with no tooth. The meat was kind of tough, we agreed, and the crown has popped out before because Chaos talked us into a licorice binge which pulled the crown off its...
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The Question Remains Unasked Chaos insists we maintain the persona of an unabashed Libertarian, a yolk under which we toil to illustrate perverse ideas and political complaints or describe in way too much detail what Chaos describes as keenest of observances far superior than ordinary shadows who must be informed. These are the moments when we shut...
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After consideration Chaos determined these are random thoughts belong in the popup thought category. Pop up thoughts are as annoying to concentration as pop-up ads are to browsing. Arguments Chaos insists, both are necessary. Artificial Sweeteners Apparently Cause Diabetes Scientists seem to have suddenly discovered a link between artificial sweeteners and diabetes. Either these are the results...
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Hypocrisy of Faith Chaos has convinced us that it is time to claim our status among the tigers according to the Chinese zodiac – that’s about the extent to which Chaos knows anything about Chinese zodiac or cares as we consider ourself without belief. How Chaos imagines the dragon meandering through the shadows in grandious fashion seems...
Continue reading...Marriage of Shit and Shinola
Shitholes and Shinola While the shit-storm rages over shit-hole countries, our mind wandered to some queries we made a few years ago as to the racial break-down of “Best Cities in which to Live” best States, best Countries which prompted us to gather some data in a neat little visual to display what is most often referred...
Continue reading...All We Ask is 10%
10% It’s All We Ask So humorous Chaos finds whenever we are encouraged to tithe or save or donate 10%. Just 10% we are admonished. It’s the least we can do for our fellow shadows. 10% of 50,000 is 5,000. Households earning $50,000 probably have mortgages, car payments, loans, kids and various addictions to support in order...
Continue reading...Beware the Violent Ones
Beware The Violent Ones When we envision no-man’s/no woman’s land, we gradate toward areas teeming with drug abuse, sexual violence and distrust of outsiders: Beverly Hills, Martha’s Vineyard The entire NBA The media is here to (constantly) remind us who the bad guys are…what with all the riots, looting and violence of Baltimore and other impoverished zones...
Continue reading...They Call it Maccaroni
The question: They Call it Maccaroni In the song Yankee Doodle, we ask is it the horse or the feather that’s called “macaroni”? Chaos retorts, “Why would either horse or feather be called “macaroni,” why compare them a pasta? Thanks to Wikipedia: Yankee “Yankee” was a derisive term to refer to Northerners, specifically the Union side of...
Continue reading...Brain Burps
Cosmic Shorts Ever notice some people seem different when you talk to them on the phone, then communicate in writing or meeting in person? They seem to change from one distinct personality to another, sometimes like total strangers, depending upon the dynamics of the type of connection initially established. It only happens with certain people, no particular...
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