The Pope Visiteth
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The Pope Visiteth

The Question Remains Unasked Chaos insists we maintain the persona of an unabashed Libertarian, a yolk under which we toil to illustrate perverse ideas and political complaints or describe in…
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Pop Thoughts

After consideration Chaos determined these are random thoughts belong in the popup thought category. Pop up thoughts are as annoying to concentration as pop-up ads are to browsing. Arguments Chaos…
Light Tiger Dragon
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Light Tiger Dragon

Hypocrisy of Faith Chaos has convinced us that it is time to claim our status among the tigers according to the Chinese zodiac - that's about the extent to which…
Marriage of Shit and Shinola
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Marriage of Shit and Shinola

Shitholes and Shinola While the shit-storm rages over shit-hole countries, our mind wandered to some queries we made a few years ago as to the racial break-down of “Best Cities…
All We Ask is 10%
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All We Ask is 10%

10% It's All We Ask So humorous Chaos finds whenever we are encouraged to tithe or save or donate 10%. Just 10% we are admonished. It's the least we can…
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Beware the Violent Ones

Beware The Violent Ones When we envision no-man's/no woman's land, we gradate toward areas teeming with drug abuse, sexual violence and distrust of outsiders: Beverly Hills, Martha's Vineyard The entire…
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They Call it Maccaroni

The question: They Call it Maccaroni In the song Yankee Doodle, we ask is it the horse or the feather that's called "macaroni"? Chaos retorts, "Why would either horse or…
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Brain Burps

Cosmic Shorts Ever notice some people seem different when you talk to them on the phone, then communicate in writing or meeting in person? They seem to change from one…