The Theory of Pat is a gradual process which will expand as we work out the mysteries of our past, present and future. We chose to share as we learn and practice how to navigate our own impulsive and irrational thoughts so we may help others better defend against those who work to exploit weakness.
We have children. We are a Mother...not a chest feeder, not a birth person...a Mother of three beautiful shadows. We hear over-thinkers in charge of population control intend to alter…
A luxury cruise ship was traveling through icy, cold Northern waters when suddenly the rudder stopped and the ship lost all steering. The captain realized they were in direct trajectory…
In the great desert lived a tribe of nomads. These nomads believed that a man's strength and courage came from his beard. Bennie, tribal leader wore a magnificent beard and…
Some of the jokes in this web site we have found on the Internet and re-wrote to suit our taste. Others are jokes and funny stories we have written ourselves. …
Hocus-Pocus Jokus Halloween Jokes What could be more fun on Halloween night than to tell funny, punny jokes to torment all those terrified strangers and neighbors who give out candy…
Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It's hard work,…
You never know when or where the funny bone will strike, so keep your notebook close and pen handy. This joke occurred to me while watching Rise of the Robots on…
U.S. Senator Tim Scott proclaimed "America is not a racist country" and the Left-wing went absolutely wild. This morning I listened to a white, Progressive New Yorker female actress/opinion pundit…
Motherly Love is a specific kind of altruistic love, an emotion traditionally assigned only to Mothers. Humans never outgrow the need for a Mother's love. A child should never feel…
We proudly announce we are 100% vaccinated. We now have 94% immunization from a virus we have a 99% chance of surviving... if we are among the unlucky 1% of…