What is the purpose of the Joke Master? Officially: The Joke Master role gives members the opportunity to warm up the meeting with humor The JM explains to visitors and guests what a joke-master does Crafts jokes to coincide with the meeting Theme “Mindset” Experience how and when to insert humor into meetings Tell a 2 minute...
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Freedom of Conscience is Important
“Religious freedom prevents the cultural majority from using the power of the state to impose their beliefs on others. This protects everyone—religious and nonreligious alike—from the government becoming so powerful that it can tell people what to think and how to act. Conscience is the individual’s most sacred right.” Freedom of conscience
Continue reading...For $2,000 Alec: How the Heck is anyone Supposed to Know That Anyway?
Why Old People are Not Allowed on TV Game Shows “It is up to you to define.” says Growth to Chaos. Who, other than Chaos could seek and examine with unfettered curiosity to gather the information necessary for Control and Growth to ultimately determine at what age(s) ages start aging and when aging or end and why...
Continue reading...Which Gun is Scarier?
We just brought into our life an electric staple gun. A gift….but why? We rarely have an opportunity these days to staple two pieces of paper together so Growth and Chaos are off pondering the potential uses for an electric staple gun that do not include stapling pieces of paper together. Which is scarier? A handgun which...
Continue reading...Dotterer-In-Chief – The ego is strong with this one.
Should you think us unkind for displaying the feeble attempts of a person far past his physical and mental capability trying to appear as a 40 year old. Go ahead. The Democrat Party abused his deteriorating condition ten seconds after the body hits the floor, knowing full well their intent to slip in a horrendous first lady...
Continue reading...Ugly Duckling Table Topic
“The Ugly Duckling” story written by Hans Christian Andersen in 1843, about the child of a swan whose egg accidentally rolled into a duck’s nest. As a result, the swan is raised as a duckling in a community of ducks. The story is an “Odd Man Out” tale of life as a person who differs from other...
Continue reading...Joke: Are we there yet?
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks the surprised motorist. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my...
Continue reading...Joke: Nothing But the Best for Yam
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she...
Continue reading...Joke: Brown, Black and Grizzly Bears
The Difference between Brown & Black bears & Grizzlies A forest park ranger holds a training session for travelers and campers how to spot and avoid wild bears as they trek across the hinterlands. “Brown bears are usually harmless.” the ranger assures. Black and brown bears avoid contact with humans. They are shy and react to noise...
Continue reading...Jokes: Favorite One Liners
It takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going these days. A skeleton walks into a bar… The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” Rude pancakes A mother asks her two young sons what they want for breakfast. The first little boy says, “I’ll have some...
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