Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You have twins.” “That’s amazing,” he responds “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A few minutes later the nurse emerges and tells the second man, “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “What a coincidence,” answers the...
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Joke: Betty Writes Poetry
Betty writes romantic prose to Bob to send to his smart phone. Entitled, What Are You Doing? If you are sleeping? Send me a dreamIf you are laughing, Send me a smileIf you are eating, Send me a biteIf you are drinking, Send me a sipIf you are lonely, Send me a signIf you are crying, Send...
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Joke: Bob and Betty in Church
Betty and Bob watched front row center as the preacher, recently back from a fishing expedition, regaled the packed congregation with prayers, photographs. tall tales and parables about the joy of fly fishing. “To get a fish to jump at the fly, ” the reverend shouted to the enthusiastic crowd, “Just pull that line waaaaay back!” as...
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Joke: Expiration Dates
The contents of our refrigerator remain bland through the crisis. Cluttered with stuff we rarely use but Control refuses to give up on, Mostly years old sauces, jellies, mustard and packets of hot sauce. The rest is stuff we buy regularly lettuce, vegan mayo, sliced cheese, milk, real butter, celery, bread, sour cream, nuts, bacon, sausage, plain...
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