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Joke: Betty, Bob and the Old Trading Post Indian
Betty, Bob and the Old Trading Post Indian Newlywed couple Betty & Bob took their honeymoon to the back roads of America. They happened upon an Indian Trading Post. An…
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Joke: Betty Goes to the Doctor
Betty was having pain so she went to the doctor. “Doctor, I just hurt all over”. The doc says “Can you show me just exactly what hurts?” Betty held up…
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Joke: Betty on a Business Trip
Betty walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. Betty explained that she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to…
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Joke: Betty’s Broken Windows
Bob had just arrived to the office when he received a panicky phone text from Betty. “Bob, windows frozen, won’t open!” Bob immediately texted in response, “Betty, just pour some…
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Betty Bakes Chocolate Chip Cookies
Bob, an elderly man lay in his bed, in death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite treat, chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairway to his bedroom.…
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Meeting Friends at the Sea Side Restaurant
A group of teen age girlfriends decide to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald’s next to the Sea Side Restaurant. They chose McDonald’s…
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Joke: Betty and Bob & The Helicopter Ride
Without fail, every year Bob and Betty went to the State Fair. Also without fail Bob would plead with Betty to take the romantic helicopter ride over the lake. Betty’s…
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Four Expectant Fathers
Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations! You have twins." "That's amazing," he responds…
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Joke: Betty Writes Poetry
Betty writes romantic prose to Bob to send to his smart phone. Entitled, What Are You Doing? If you are sleeping? Send me a dreamIf you are laughing, Send me…
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Joke: Bob and Betty in Church
Betty and Bob watched front row center as the preacher, recently back from a fishing expedition, regaled the packed congregation with prayers, photographs. tall tales and parables about the joy…