Chaos ruminates the existence of the plethora, uncountable, of gadgets and gizmos invented throughout the ages solely for the purpose of performing torturous interrogations and executions of prisoners. Results of limitless cruel imaginative wanderings of compartmentalized minds date far back into antiquity to reveal murderous contraptions have existed in every civilization and in every era up to...
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Does California Attract Nuts or What?
The news delivered via Sunday Funnies was a tragic story of an heiress, a grand mansion on 23 ocean-front acres in Southern California…now lies in flux. Our brain spins to grasp the enormity of this saga. In our lifetime we will have earned the equivalent of a garden statue in the Le Beau Chateau.. We are nearing...
Continue reading...All We Ask is 10%
10% It’s All We Ask So humorous Chaos finds whenever we are encouraged to tithe or save or donate 10%. Just 10% we are admonished. It’s the least we can do for our fellow shadows. 10% of 50,000 is 5,000. Households earning $50,000 probably have mortgages, car payments, loans, kids and various addictions to support in order...
Continue reading...The World According to Chaos
Diversity According to Hollywood Chaos tells us that the world maps presented to humans residing in the great pool are not accurate representations of life on Earth. Plato, Chaos explains, was Right The breakdown of civilization begins with alien 1% ers who reside within a protected zone in the Exosphere constructed entirely of gold. 1 percenters scatter...
Continue reading...Minorities VS Majorities
Comparing Apples to Oranges Ponder the words Minority and Majority as they relate to BS…brain softening. Now the pecking order begins… Minors are not responsible for their childish behavior because it’s the Majority who keeps the minority down and in place. However, if we calculate the breakdown of what constitutes a minority in the United States, we...
Continue reading...Had No Value for Us
What does this mean to have value for a person, place or thing or to have no value of same? Our own Mother held no value for us. We developed a relationship with Mother only after introducing a product need, service or atonement we could fulfill to gain her approval. Emphasis on atonement. Do humans have a...
Continue reading...Crisis of Trust
We are experiencing a crisis of trust this A.M. as we await on hold with our internet/phone/tv service. We are increasingly aware of the no-contact walls companies throw up to block all personal interaction between them and the filthy masses. The notion of Community Forums where lost souls and other customers stumble through a mazes of innocuous...
Continue reading...Avoiding the Call of the Wild
Call of the Wild Some time ago Chaos got us embrouled with a facebook rant by a shadow who was infuriated that an owl had snatched his pet squirrel and flew is away into oblivion. Seems he had emotional connections with the beast after having rescued it from certain death as a baby and nurtured for many,...
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Chia Seeds As denizens of the 60’s we remember caged birds on display for sale in department stores such as Sears and Montgomery Wards (Monkey Wards). We owned a couple of birds so we know what bird seed looks like, feels like, and yes…tastes like. Ceramic and silly Chia pets showed up on the scene around the...
Continue reading...Social Media Censorship. The Logic Astounds
We foolishly decided to comment on a post on facebook by responding to a plea to find low carb recipes made by a person struggling to control his weight. We underwent bariatric surgery a few years ago and discovered bariatric surgery cookbooks are filled with wonderful and tasty low carb recipe combinations. So we shared. This morning...
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