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Are Beheadings Debatable? Chaos knows intense coverage by media of horrific events serve to desensitive, normalize and diffuse psychological impact of dangers in our midst. Media replay of terrifying events helps the norm prevail. Chaos smacks our collective forehead with a V-8 slap, media coverage of terrorist violence, and continuous reminders in graphic detail, the threat of...

Share-the-suffering Political Royalty, …Chaos suspects, possesses low brain fart capacity. It is reasonable, Chaos promotes, that the more creative the mind, the more possibilities of brain fart activity which in turn increase the potential to consideration of alternate trains of thought. Low brain fart capacity creates a void which prevents the balance necessary to the compromise. Compromise...

Pastafarian Sighting: FSM Sighting: Flying Spaghetti Monster We spent an afternoon soaking in the warm circulating waters of our spa which we keep heated at 100 degrees to avoid death by spa syndrome. Filled with nostalgic fog, we fondly remember our shadowy offspring and how we’d so like another Guiness beer right about now but, alas, the...

Observations to Consider the Sound of Music We seem to oddly agree the circumstance of the regurgitation of the Sound of Music through the avenues of all things media whilst the words of Slavo Zizek, Pervert’s Guide to Ideology continue to resonate the far reaches of our brain synapsis, Seem Suspicious Given we the peeps seem to...

Village Idiot Mascotts Movie Review: “The Village” popped up in our Netflix queue as a 5 star suggestion, which piqued curiosity not having seen any of the M. Night Shyamalan films. We tried to warn against us but Chaos doesn’t listen to admonitione. Itonic that Chaos now realizes we should have seen it coming, but damn, the...

Thinktankians are out to get us – in droves   Chaos needs us to realize there exist 6,800 brain boxes in the world, with 196 in the USA. The first think tank was invented in the year 1831 in London England and civilization will never be the same again. The term Think Tanks was applied after World...

A large pharmacy chain recently smelling themselves in media news. Endless commercials puffing with self-flagellation over how they stopped the sale of tobacco products and now support health and wellness. Chaos by nature seems giddy with anticipation, but overall cares not where addicts get their smokes. Chaos wonders how many pharmacy shelves are currently stocked with known...

Chaos ruminates the existence of the plethora, uncountable, of gadgets and gizmos invented throughout the ages solely for the purpose of performing torturous interrogations and executions of prisoners. Results of limitless cruel imaginative wanderings of compartmentalized minds date far back into antiquity to reveal murderous contraptions have existed in every civilization and in every era up to...