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Beware the Violent Ones

Beware The Violent Ones When we envision no-man's/no woman's land, we gradate toward areas teeming with drug abuse, sexual violence and distrust of outsiders: Beverly Hills, Martha's Vineyard The entire…
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They Call it Maccaroni

The question: They Call it Maccaroni In the song Yankee Doodle, we ask is it the horse or the feather that's called "macaroni"? Chaos retorts, "Why would either horse or…
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Brain Burps

Cosmic Shorts Ever notice some people seem different when you talk to them on the phone, then communicate in writing or meeting in person? They seem to change from one…
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Chaos Mourns for Bat Boy

We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear…
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Our Impulsive Thoughts

03-24-2022 I have reached Valhala or some shit this very night. 666 followers on Twitter. Now what? Wait? for...? Suggestions? 03-26-2022 President Brandon's Ukraine BS speech is best listened to…
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Gabby’s Demise

People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee.  Were do we…
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End of Times – Is It?

The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We've heard this for most of our life. 1960's through 2021 with little change.  End-of-Timers claim the sky…
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Calling it quits on Media Madness

Maybe it's this debilitating virus, maybe it's not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening…