Pastiche

The question: They Call it Maccaroni In the song Yankee Doodle, we ask is it the horse or the feather that’s called “macaroni”? Chaos retorts, “Why would either horse or feather be called “macaroni,” why compare them a pasta? Thanks to Wikipedia: Yankee “Yankee” was a derisive term to refer to Northerners, specifically the Union side of...

Cosmic Shorts Ever notice some people seem different when you talk to them on the phone, then communicate in writing or meeting in person? They seem to change from one distinct personality to another, sometimes like total strangers, depending upon the dynamics of the type of connection initially established. It only happens with certain people, no particular...

We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear arsenals, stamp out hunger, pestilence, plague, plaque and bureaucrats. Our tiny heart aches to see Bat Boy one more time. Bat Boy…We need you

03-24-2022 I have reached Valhala or some shit this very night. 666 followers on Twitter. Now what? Wait? for…? Suggestions? 03-26-2022 President Brandon’s Ukraine BS speech is best listened to via Al Green “Let’s Get Together” and more on Pandora or your favorite media outlet. He is such a liar. 04-01-2022 Agony Ads Agony ads is the...

People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee.  Were do we sign we shouted in unison! Oh how we had longed for relief from his daily Covid19 rants, his Global Warming rants, his exquisite tastes for enjoying privilege,...

Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water, the ugliness of racism rears it’s monstrous head. Jussie Smolette, the darling of Kamala’s dreams. Now, a good, decent person would look at this case and think…he did whaaa? He paid a couple of Nigerian immigrants – or should we say he abused his...

The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We’ve heard this for most of our life. 1960’s through 2021 with little change.  End-of-Timers claim the sky is falling with every hail event, freeze event, tornado event, protest and riot event. End Times Preparing for the End of Times Psychic Prophet Urges People to...

Maybe it’s this debilitating virus, maybe it’s not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening to seems to have doubled their advertising revenue over the past few months by adding (or detracting) from the show the most moronic, condescending, garbage laden, word...