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The Internet Is AOL on Steroids

Occurs to us lately the “Internet” these days more resembles an encapsulated audience which feeds an encapsulated audience what a small committee of people decide what an encapsulated audience should see, say, hear, watch and think…very similar to AOL. While it’s true, one really can find answers to life’s frivolous questions in the new and safe Internet,...

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Chillin in the Coleman Spa

Yep, were in the spa chilling trying to deal with symptoms of a virus.  Not the C word  …what cunt…cookie, oh ya Covid.  Don’t have that. Just chills and weakness.  104 feels so good in times like these, for about an hour, The virus is one of the good ones, can’t be caught again, we will live...

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Woodpeckers & Mediapeckers

When we think of syndicated media these days we envision flocks of nasty tempered woodpeckers. Similarities astound: Like syndicated media, woodpeckers fun to watch but while woodpeckers simply destroy your home and propertySyndicated media causes brain damage … too… Wood peckers nest in your physical housing structures.The media nests in your spiritual housing structure. Woodpeckers drill into...

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People Tracking Technology

Future Tracking of Humans It’s nearing the end of 2020 and the availability of tracking technology is through the ceiling. Makes you wonder how anyone pulled any shenanigans or crime on Star Trek and other futuristic sci-fi dramas; Deep Space 9, Star Wars, etc., where everyone and everything is tracked down to the last molecule. After all,...

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Obnoxious SEO’s n So’s-N-So’s

Has anyone else noticed how obnoxious searching for stuff on the Internet has become. Try searching for lawn mowing insert city here – and you get 15 pages of search hijacks – think Angie’s list, Home Advisor only 500 fold. We’ve been searching for services for this new place and holy crap it is nearly impossible to...

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Loud Earth Booms

Big Boom Theory People in our neighborhood complain that they hear super loud booms now and then. There’s no real pattern obvious to a casual observer and no explanations offered from trusty bureaucrats paid to montitor such events. A plethora of things can cause super loud booms. A truck load shift. Collisions between fast moving objects, Automobile...

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When Shopping for a Home

Shop With External Hazards to Your Investment in Mind We have, in past lives, purchased houses located in flood, tornado and severe storm zones. We have also, in the past lost homes to floods caused by severe storms. It is one thing to discover a dream home and quite another to discover said dream home is liable...

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One Lousy Neanderthal

Bigfoot Neanderthal

We were just informed by 23 and me that of our 277 Neanderthal variants we are a the very least one lousy Neanderthal. 23 and me reports specifically identified variant shows we should be less likely to have a fear of heights.  Oh great, now we can finally go on that skydiving class over the Angel Falls...

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Scrabble Brain

When playing the game of Scrabble it is so easy to get so bogged down with the mechanics of mixing the order of seven alphabetical letters to fish out a word. Letters become characters with point value as we stretch the limits of the Scrabble book to discover the meaning of “Za, quixotic and Qi. We stare...

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