Joke: Betty Writes Poetry

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Betty writes romantic prose to Bob to send to his smart phone.

Entitled, What Are You Doing?

If you are sleeping? Send me a dream
If you are laughing, Send me a smile
If you are eating, Send me a bite
If you are drinking, Send me a sip
If you are lonely, Send me a sign
If you are crying, Send me your tears

I love you

Bob texts back:
“I’m in the bathroom, please advise.”

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