Betty & Bob

A Bob crossed a road one day and spied a frog sitting at the edge of a pond near the opposite side of the road. The frog said, "Hello, my…

Betty picked up a copy of the Exorcist at the book store. After reading the book she declared “Bob, This is the most evil book I have ever read.” Betty…

Betty says to Bob: “I bet can make the boss give me the day off.” Bob: “You know the boss won’t let you off, it’s rush time.” Betty: “I have…

Bill, a traveling stranger walked along a busy street in downtown Sacramento in search of the Macaroni Factory. He spied Betty, a local resident who was out for a walk.…

Betty was having pain so she went to the doctor. “Doctor, I just hurt all over”. The doc says “Can you show me just exactly what hurts?” Betty held up…

Betty walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. Betty explained that she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to…

Bob had just arrived to the office when he received a panicky phone text from Betty. “Bob, windows frozen, won’t open!” Bob immediately texted in response, “Betty, just pour some…

A group of teen age girlfriends decide to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald’s next to the Sea Side Restaurant. They chose McDonald’s…