Man In Kilt Allegedly Put Antiques Up His Butt Then Back On Store Shelves Smeared Feces Theory Arise and face the wall to oil your deepest crevase Raise fists in solidarity to his, her, its, they, them, their, omm, whey, peanut-butt-er and jelly” exhibitionist, feishist use of both ingenuity and creativity that smooths the ream to reality,...
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Contentment, Should We?
There is a tale of a king who suffered from a painful ailment. His counselors advised him of the only cure—to find a contented man, get his shirt, and wear it night and day. So, the king sent messengers to find such a man, with orders to bring back his shirt. After months of searching the kingdom,...
Continue reading...What Fools We The Peeps Have Become
After retirement, we yearned to learn to speak with others, to learn what we were missing out in our after-work life. Media machine seems intent upon pushing a narrative, a repetitive drum beat that repeats across mainstream outlets. The problem arose when we realized that all we had learned to treasure across our lifespan has become convoluted,...
Continue reading...Population of Mars
As we enjoy life through Chaos in the twitter-X sphere, it occurs to Growth to question; what will criteria for qualification be for the first batch of Invaders From Earth to populate Mars. Physical Intellectual Genetic Specialty Chaos endless capacity for divisiveness, vitriol, hatred, superstition and all other ists and ism that divide to the point of...
Continue reading...Narcissism of Self – Mind Readers
The comment on Twitter – X. The question prompts the interior dialogue. It’s interesting how often people “read into” what I write and then respond as if I have taken a stance that disagrees with them. I try not to discourage it as it makes them bigger idiots when I don’t argue the point. — Jay- The...
Continue reading...Avoid One Size Fits All
True Believers exist in every religion and ideology Our duty is to realize how many choices we actually have from each side of the pool and reject the One-Size-Fits-All crowd. What has Equity. Diversity and Inclusion Rought? Boxes of cultures, neatly packaged and contained within the boundaries of acceptable behavior. Cultural appropriation translation: Stay in your Lane...
Continue reading...Government Grows Like a Cancer
How government growth is like a cancer – according to Chaos. As we have reminded, many times, the theoryofpat is where we allow Chaos to get out to play. Not all of us agree with her conclusions but it’s better for us to let her free to express than to reign her in and try to squelch....
Continue reading...The Queen is Dead. Who Will Be Queen?
Patriarchy is established. Not endangered species for those in power as is evidenced with existence of all-men’s clubs OOOO the Horror…Actual Male-Only Clubs? Did you know that men still have private clubs? …in these Untied States no less. Chaos truly whishes she’d exploited this option earlier, such is the power of Control. We wonder, however, all those...
Continue reading...Things a Politician Can Do Before the Door Hits
Have a heart towards upcoming retiree Boomers and lift all child-safety laws before we see a rash of injuries and fatalities suffered removing impregnable safety precautions. Insurance rates will soar. Children need challenge anyway. Maybe they can teach their parents why they should just keep poisons out of reach of children and not interfere unless there’s blood....
Continue reading...To X or Not to X
That is the Question aka How to Chuck-Hole the Self into X-Obscurity Twitter – now X, our agreed upon, allowed indulgence, now and then invites us to “Promote a Tweet” after which our heart sinks unanomously as the argument forever ensues. Self asks: “Well – do we wish to promote what is now probably an X?” We...
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