The bobble-headed spokeshole for the addle-minded president says “We’ll let him speak for himself on that.” Chaos dares to ask… Who is we?
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Lesson Plan: The Meaning of the Word Dog?
Lesson Plan: Decision Grid “How we Make Decisions” What is a Decision? The Internet responds: A conclusion or judgment reached after consideration The act of reaching a conclusion or of passing of judgment on an issue under consideration Firmness of character or...
Continue reading...What’s there to Debate?
Are Beheadings Debatable? Chaos knows intense coverage by media of horrific events serve to desensitive, normalize and diffuse psychological impact of dangers in our midst. Media replay of terrifying events helps the norm prevail. Chaos smacks our collective forehead with a V-8...
Continue reading...Share-the-suffering…Toe the Party Line
Share-the-suffering Political Royalty, …Chaos suspects, possesses low brain fart capacity. It is reasonable, Chaos promotes, that the more creative the mind, the more possibilities of brain fart activity which in turn increase the potential to consideration of alternate trains of thought. Low...
Continue reading...Pastafarian Sighting
Pastafarian Sighting: FSM Sighting: Flying Spaghetti Monster We spent an afternoon soaking in the warm circulating waters of our spa which we keep heated at 100 degrees to avoid death by spa syndrome. Filled with nostalgic fog, we fondly remember our shadowy...
Continue reading...Re-Gift the Sound of Music
Observations to Consider the Sound of Music We seem to oddly agree the circumstance of the regurgitation of the Sound of Music through the avenues of all things media whilst the words of Slavo Zizek, Pervert’s Guide to Ideology continue to resonate...
Continue reading...How Many Idiots Can One Village Hold?
Village Idiot Mascotts Movie Review: “The Village” popped up in our Netflix queue as a 5 star suggestion, which piqued curiosity not having seen any of the M. Night Shyamalan films. We tried to warn against us but Chaos doesn’t listen to...
Continue reading...Constitutional Right to Feel Paranoid
Thinktankians are out to get us – in droves Chaos needs us to realize there exist 6,800 brain boxes in the world, with 196 in the USA. The first think tank was invented in the year 1831 in London England and...
Continue reading...Tobacco Intemperance
A large pharmacy chain recently smelling themselves in media news. Endless commercials puffing with self-flagellation over how they stopped the sale of tobacco products and now support health and wellness. Chaos by nature seems giddy with anticipation, but overall cares not where...
Continue reading...WWJT? Who Would Jesus Torture?
Chaos ruminates the existence of the plethora, uncountable, of gadgets and gizmos invented throughout the ages solely for the purpose of performing torturous interrogations and executions of prisoners. Results of limitless cruel imaginative wanderings of compartmentalized minds date far back into antiquity...
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