Four Expectant Fathers

Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations! You have twins." "That's amazing," he responds…

Joke: Betty Writes Poetry

Betty writes romantic prose to Bob to send to his smart phone. Entitled, What Are You Doing? If you are sleeping? Send me a dreamIf you are laughing, Send me…

Joke: Bob and Betty in Church

Betty and Bob watched front row center as the preacher, recently back from a fishing expedition, regaled the packed congregation with prayers, photographs. tall tales and parables about the joy…

Joke: Expiration Dates

The contents of our refrigerator remain bland through the crisis. Cluttered with stuff we rarely use but Control refuses to give up on, Mostly years old sauces, jellies, mustard and…

Covid19 Conspiracy Theory #21

When negotiating, always go for the most ludicrous proposition possible. Stand 6 feet apart, wear masks and gloves and on pain of social shame, massive fine and or jail punishment,…

Educate Yourself:

What are the Issues? Looking for a speech topic or Table Topics theme to make people think? Trillion-dollar infrastructure programCitizens UnitedBig campaign donorsGovernment and the environmentClimate changeBig banksStricter gun laws

Large Print Score Cards

OverSize and Large Print Board Game Score Sheets Triple Yahtzee, Scrabble, Bunco Game scorecards in large print we have worked up for our own entertainment and now we share. Scrabble…

Memorandums on the Covid-19

Or Corona, or whatever else people decide to label the thing to score points for their own personal bug-a-boo. It's not the sequestering that bugs us, this we can do…

Memorandum #1 Cov-Irony

Cov-Irony: We don't go anywhere. We love house-sitting to our detriment, apparently. For years friends, family and passers by have teased us about our homebody ways. You need to get…