The Theory of Pat is a gradual process which will expand as we work out the mysteries of our past, present and future. We chose to share as we learn and practice how to navigate our own impulsive and irrational thoughts so we may help others better defend against those who work to exploit weakness.
It takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going these days. A skeleton walks into a bar... The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme…
Pastor Bob needed to find a new bell ringer so he placed a classified ad. Soon a slightly built, young man showed up and asked for the job. Pastor Bob…
People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee. Were do we…
Size Does Matter Basketball: The sport of choice for Urbanites. Bowling: The sport of choice for Blue Collar folk. Football: The sport of choice for meat-heads and those with no…
Uncle Josh lifed to a ripe old age of 97. My favorite uncle. He was a rough and tumble sort of guy. Hunter,fisherman all around outdoormans. I asked him once…
Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your elderly spouse? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Remove your eye glasses.…
Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water, the ugliness of racism rears it's monstrous head. Jussie Smolette, the darling of Kamala's dreams. Now, a…
The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We've heard this for most of our life. 1960's through 2021 with little change. End-of-Timers claim the sky…
Maybe it's this debilitating virus, maybe it's not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening…
Sandy the Siberian Tiger Sandy, the rare and endangered, Siberian white tiger, gladly bolted at the opportunity of escape when the train car transporting him to the zoo derailed. While…