It takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going these days. A skeleton walks into a bar… The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” Rude pancakes A mother asks her two young sons what they want for breakfast. The first little boy says, “I’ll have some...
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Joke: Bell Ringer Wanted
Pastor Bob needed to find a new bell ringer so he placed a classified ad. Soon a slightly built, young man showed up and asked for the job. Pastor Bob looked him over skeptically, and said, “Son, The rope alone to the bell weighs much more than you, I think you are not big or muscular enough...
Continue reading...Gabby’s Demise
People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee. Were do we sign we shouted in unison! Oh how we had longed for relief from his daily Covid19 rants, his Global Warming rants, his exquisite tastes for enjoying privilege,...
Continue reading...Joke: Small Balls, Speaking of Which…
Size Does Matter Basketball: The sport of choice for Urbanites. Bowling: The sport of choice for Blue Collar folk. Football: The sport of choice for meat-heads and those with no necks… Baseball: The sport of choice for lower management. Tennis: The sport of choice for middle management. Golf: The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers....
Continue reading...Joke: Uncle Josh Secret To Longevity
Uncle Josh lifed to a ripe old age of 97. My favorite uncle. He was a rough and tumble sort of guy. Hunter,fisherman all around outdoormans. I asked him once what did he attribute to his long lifespan. “How did you do it unk?” He responded, “When I was 12 years old, my father took me aside...
Continue reading...Joke: One-Liners on Aging
Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your elderly spouse? A: Tell him you’re pregnant. Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Remove your eye glasses. Q: Females: How to rid yourself of crow’s feet and face wrinkles? A: Go bra less, the weight will stretch those wrinkles right out. Q: What is...
Continue reading...Jussie Smolette – Loser Extrordinaire
Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water, the ugliness of racism rears it’s monstrous head. Jussie Smolette, the darling of Kamala’s dreams. Now, a good, decent person would look at this case and think…he did whaaa? He paid a couple of Nigerian immigrants – or should we say he abused his...
Continue reading...End of Times – Is It?
The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We’ve heard this for most of our life. 1960’s through 2021 with little change. End-of-Timers claim the sky is falling with every hail event, freeze event, tornado event, protest and riot event. End Times Preparing for the End of Times Psychic Prophet Urges People to...
Continue reading...Calling it quits on Media Madness
Maybe it’s this debilitating virus, maybe it’s not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening to seems to have doubled their advertising revenue over the past few months by adding (or detracting) from the show the most moronic, condescending, garbage laden, word...
Continue reading...Joke: Sandy, Siberian White Tiger
Sandy the Siberian Tiger Sandy, the rare and endangered, Siberian white tiger, gladly bolted at the opportunity of escape when the train car transporting him to the zoo derailed. While on the loose, the tiger stealthily approached the town, scratching fence posts, befouling sandboxes and garden plots and terrorizing small family pets. This emergency prompted the local...
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