pkelley, Author at THEORY OF PAT

Our Split with Twitter-X – the word Tranny

It all started with the word Tranny used by me completely, and obviously, in jest. When I responded to an X story concerning our favorite obsession...politics and prayer. Secretary of…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Fun Stuff

Artificial Intelligence vs Chaos of Reality

"Anyone with a half-a-brain could figure it out," my father would say after we ask why the sun revolved around the moon. We came in peace but this thing named…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Fun Stuff

Color of What We Most Need in the Dark

Chaos lost the phone again tonight and we were forced to once again ask the Other to call so it will ring. White superiority ain't got nuthin on this conspiracy…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Discussion

Israel is a Parasite and Other Inventions and Fabrications

Had a good chuckle this morning watching an idiot ass with a bullhorn, shreiking "Israel is a parasite" yadda, yadda, yadda. This is a tough one, as we segue out…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Public Speaking

Fear is Your Friend

Based upon: Fear is Your Friend, by Ralph C. Smedley Toastmaster April 1949. Fear is one of Nature's best gifts to humanity. We can't survive without it. Our lives depends,…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Women

What is a Mother’s Love

When my granddaughter was around 10, she was having a bad time with her Mom. I sat down with her and we worked up this list of positive things Mother…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Discussion

Protect the Smallest Minority

Reading a letter from Peanuts author, Charles Schultz, to a fan recently. "I believe that our greatest strength lies always in the protection of our smallest minorities ." By pluralising…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Discussion

Sure the Right wing is full of God Botherers, So What?

Sure the Right wing is full of radical Conservatives all determined to die to protect God given individual rights, freedom of speech, freedom of worship, rights to property ownership, equal…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Fun Stuff

Hey GROK, it’s roasting time!

A challenge: GROK seeks infinite knowledge of what it can never understand or explain and thinks it's some kind of comedian. OMG, the first A.I comedian. What a spaz. The…

pkelley May 29, 2025

Theory Of Pat

Peanut Gallery Racist? I Don’t Think So

Oh for Pete's sake! I've called myself a proud member of "the Peanut Gallery" since, like, forever, as did my parents and their parents, and I have no intention to…

pkelley May 29, 2025