Jokes: Favorite One Liners

Jokes: Favorite One Liners

It takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going these days. A skeleton walks into a bar... The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme…
Joke: Bell Ringer Wanted

Joke: Bell Ringer Wanted

Pastor Bob needed to find a new bell ringer so he placed a classified ad. Soon a slightly built, young man showed up and asked for the job. Pastor Bob…
Joke: One-Liners on Aging

Joke: One-Liners on Aging

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your elderly spouse? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Remove your eye glasses.…
Joke: Sandy, Siberian White Tiger

Joke: Sandy, Siberian White Tiger

Sandy the Siberian Tiger Sandy, the rare and endangered, Siberian white tiger, gladly bolted at the opportunity of escape when the train car transporting him to the zoo derailed. While…

Joke: Train Engineer Bob

Bob. the train engineer loved his job. Driving trains had been his life long dream since childhood. Bob loved to make his train go fast so ultimately, one day he…
Joke: Bob and Neighborhood Bullies

Joke: Bob and Neighborhood Bullies

Every day Bobby was teased by neighborhood bullies. Their favorite joke was to offer Bobby a choice between one dime or one nickle. Bobby always chose the nickle because he…

Four Expectant Fathers

Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations! You have twins." "That's amazing," he responds…