Absurdities - Table Topics

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Absurdities Make for Fun Table Topics

It is much easier to formulate 2 to 3 minute tall tale or story when you are working with what is most familiar.

Try a Table Topics session with things that don’t make sense..

Select one of the following absurd objects and sell it with your own words to the TM audience.

Electronic Pencil
Bicycle without wheels
Scratch and Sniff Laptop
5 pound collection of keys
Copy of DOS computer language printed manual
Miniature roach motel
Dog with allergies to fur
New tickets for last years seasons games

This song ___(fill in the title of the song of your choice)____ is the funniest song ever.

Why having a third arm is better than having a third leg.

The unusual and abnormal working of Murphy’s Law “If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.”

Reasons not to become a millionaire or billionaire

Ten things you have learned from your pet.

How to get fired in less than 24 hours

Explain the absurdities of your own brain

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The Theory of Pat is a gradual process which will expand as we work out the mysteries of our past, present and future. We chose to share as we learn and practice how to navigate our own impulsive and irrational thoughts so we may help others better defend against those who work to exploit weakness.

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