Our past disagreement with ideological Twits over whether an historic reference to an old joke was hate speech to apologize for or legitimate speech… well, both Chaos and Control, after having obsessed and researched to excess, agree that we can’t decide who was stupider, we or the Twits.  Twas not only a generational gap but an intelligence...

Are Beheadings Debatable? Chaos knows intense coverage by media of horrific events serve to desensitive, normalize and diffuse psychological impact of dangers in our midst. Media replay of terrifying events helps the norm prevail. Chaos smacks our collective forehead with a V-8 slap, media coverage of terrorist violence, and continuous reminders in graphic detail, the threat of...

Share-the-suffering Political Royalty, …Chaos suspects, possesses low brain fart capacity. It is reasonable, Chaos promotes, that the more creative the mind, the more possibilities of brain fart activity which in turn increase the potential to consideration of alternate trains of thought. Low brain fart capacity creates a void which prevents the balance necessary to the compromise. Compromise...

Pastafarian Sighting: FSM Sighting: Flying Spaghetti Monster We spent an afternoon soaking in the warm circulating waters of our spa which we keep heated at 100 degrees to avoid death by spa syndrome. Filled with nostalgic fog, we fondly remember our shadowy offspring and how we’d so like another Guiness beer right about now but, alas, the...