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- Ever wonder about dwelling(s) of our fearless leaders?
- Ever wonder where our fearless leaders take vacations?
- Ever wonder what cars our fearless leaders drive or have driven for them?
- Ever wonder what our fearless leaders furniture looks like?
Ever wonder why we never see any of that stuff yet lifestyles of the rich and famous splash in our collective faces non-stop with celebrities noise and actor shenanigans.
So frustrating the life of a politician. Robbed of the braggadocio rights of the lifestyles of the rich and famous, politicos protect and shield from prying eyes to appear chaste with loving spouses and perfect children all born into poverty, raised in log cabins and working up from the bottom of which ever socio economical bottom applies.
We in the pool we aren’t privy to such photos for security reasons. We can’t be trusted with national security, hush hush and all that. Perhaps, but Chaos surmises the reasons may involve mystique and here’s why:
Close your eyes and imagine the house in which your favorite politician resides.
What do you think it looks like?
Take a mental walk through the house.
Give it the works, wander through the
- entryway
- living room
- dining room
- kitchen
- family room
- bedrooms
- bathrooms
- closets
- back yard landscaping
- wine cellar
- servants quarters
- sound-proof dungeon
- attic
- boathouse
- cabin
Take a swim if you like in the pool, the lake or sit a spell in the Jacuzzi.
Don’t forget to check out the imaginary cars and any interesting toys, and while you’re at it join the family on an imaginary vacation to their imaginary second, third or fourth home.
Chaos imagines the average American household with an average of $56,000 annually might imagine their politician to reside in the typical television-model upper-upper-middle class home, it’s only natural, we’ve seen it a million times in movies and TV, the upper-upper middle class model of which most of us will never see inside unless we peak through online real estate listings or smuggle our way into an open house by appointment.
Hard Core News Flash
The average worth of the average politician is nine times more than the average worth of the average American household. We are not complaining, we would love to know life at $1,000,000,000 smackeroons.
Chaos just so enjoys the dog and pony show.
Chaos Surmises
Candidate A wants to score points and pillory candidate B for living an extravagant and lavish lifestyle. Says candidate B is not like us.
Chaos reminds that the word “us” when used for political purposes becomes the moral equivalent of the word “is” with the “u” serving as placeholder to the letter “i” because there is no i in the word team. (Double speak need not make sense.)
Chaos amuses when millionaire candidates lob stinkballs at each other about who owns the biggest chandelier, or snatched up the most investments or who lives the most lavish lifestyles all in the hopes of impressing the people up to their earlobes in debit that they really are just like “us” just with houses worth a few million more than the average wage earner’s house and cars worth more than a wage earner – period.
Chaos surmises a Rules_of_engagement agreement exists somewhere in the stratosphere that governs where the silver and gold dust lands. Otherwise the jig would be up and all privacy exposed and abandoned. Chaos reminds of the bitter divide between two opposing candidates which divided the pool like Moses in the hot tub, who now walk arm in arm along the garden path spewing peace and brotherhood for the right amount of money.
Chaos tells us it would be interesting to meddle with the internet’s patience and generosity to compare net worth of the politician, locate some photos and facts and study the dog and pony show but they don’t make it easy and that’s a fact.
Sure would make an interesting brain map.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_and_pony_show
- http://ballotpedia.org/Net_Worth_of_United_States_Senators_and_Representatives
- http://www.hjta.org/california-commentary/look-who-is-living-like-the-one-percent/
