Chaos Mourns for Bat Boy

We long for the days of the Weekly World to return Bat Boy to this great land who will at last restore harmony and peace, rid the world of nuclear…

Our Impulsive Thoughts

03-24-2022 I have reached Valhala or some shit this very night. 666 followers on Twitter. Now what? Wait? for...? Suggestions? 03-26-2022 President Brandon's Ukraine BS speech is best listened to…

Gabby’s Demise

People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious. We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee.  Were do we…

End of Times – Is It?

The weak-willed and paranoid are convinced these are the End of Times. We've heard this for most of our life. 1960's through 2021 with little change.  End-of-Timers claim the sky…

Calling it quits on Media Madness

Maybe it's this debilitating virus, maybe it's not but the nonsense is caving in on us today. Our favorite morning radio show Armstrong and Getty, usually good and worth listening…

The Internet Is AOL on Steroids

Occurs to us lately the "Internet" these days more resembles an encapsulated audience which feeds an encapsulated audience what a small committee of people decide what an encapsulated audience should…

Chillin in the Coleman Spa

Yep, were in the spa chilling trying to deal with symptoms of a virus.  Not the C word  ...what cunt...cookie, oh ya Covid.  Don't have that. Just chills and weakness. …

Woodpeckers & Mediapeckers

When we think of syndicated media these days we envision flocks of nasty tempered woodpeckers. Similarities astound: Like syndicated media, woodpeckers fun to watch but while woodpeckers simply destroy your…