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A Bob crossed a road one day and spied a frog sitting at the edge of a pond near the opposite side of the road.
The frog said, “Hello, my name is Betty. If you kiss me, I will magically change into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful.”
Bob leaned over and gently scooped Betty the princess frog and placed her safely in his pocket.
Puzzled, Betty, the princess frog said, “If you kiss me, I will become a beautiful human princess. We can live hapily ever after.”
Bob lifted Betty, the princess frog, gently from his pocket, smiled, patted her on the head, and returned her to his pocket.
Betty cried out, “If you kiss me, I will transform into a beautiful princess and be your bride forever.”
Bob once again, took Betty out of his pocket, smiled, patted her on the head, and returned her to the pocket.
Exasperated, Betty the Princess frog asked, ” If you kiss me, I will magically change into a beautiful princess, be forever grateful. We can live hapily ever after and I will be your bride forever. What is the matter? Why won’t you kiss me?”
Bob responds, “I’m an engineer, I don’t have time for a wife or a girlfriend, but Betty the Princess talking frog? Now that’s cool.”
