April 2020

Joke: Expiration Dates

The contents of our refrigerator remain bland through the crisis. Cluttered with stuff we rarely use but Control refuses to give up on, Mostly years old sauces, jellies, mustard and packets of hot sauce. The rest is stuff we buy regularly lettuce, vegan mayo, sliced cheese, milk, real butter, celery, bread, sour cream, nuts, bacon, sausage, plain...

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Covid19 Conspiracy Theory #21

When negotiating, always go for the most ludicrous proposition possible. Stand 6 feet apart, wear masks and gloves and on pain of social shame, massive fine and or jail punishment, absolutely no: Hand shakes ever again Knucklebumps Shoulder slams Of course in the short term people will resist such draconian demands. Knuckle bumps and Shoulder slams aside,...

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Educate Yourself:

What are the Issues? Looking for a speech topic or Table Topics theme to make people think? Trillion-dollar infrastructure program Citizens United Big campaign donors Government and the environment Climate change Big banks Stricter gun laws

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Large Print Score Cards

OverSize and Large Print Board Game Score Sheets Triple Yahtzee, Scrabble, Bunco Game scorecards in large print we have worked up for our own entertainment and now we share. Scrabble score cards Generic Score Cards, Triple Yahtzee Shuffleboard Bowling Bunco Over the years we developed forms, charts and graphs we agree other nearsighted shadows might also appreciate....

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Memorandums on the Covid-19

Or Corona, or whatever else people decide to label the thing to score points for their own personal bug-a-boo. It’s not the sequestering that bugs us, this we can do standing on our heads. Analysts always plan for the future, which in turn makes us active, organized thinkers. Analysts take time to compare of pretty much anything...

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Memorandum #1 Cov-Irony

Cov-Irony: We don’t go anywhere. We love house-sitting to our detriment, apparently. For years friends, family and passers by have teased us about our homebody ways. You need to get out more, experience the dream. Experience the Dream Here’s a mathematical equation: Take 7.594 billion individual dreams 24/7 (last count 2018) Formulate a collective notion (X) to...

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